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Similar thing happened to me once.. :yes:

 

It was a dark, windy night & everything was going well. The dog had caught everything I slipped it at, and as we walked round a hedgerow to start a new field, there was a bloke stood there dressed in tweeds with a rifle & a dog. I walked straight up to him while looking him in the eye & took the gun off him. I then snapped it in half, booted his 12 stone lab over a 6ft hedge and told him to feck off...

 

did he speak in a scottish accent by any chance :laugh:

I doubt it as Malt is still here to tell the tale. Bet he was English, that Malt is very prejudice..... Lol
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Similar thing happened to me once.. :yes:

 

It was a dark, windy night & everything was going well. The dog had caught everything I slipped it at, and as we walked round a hedgerow to start a new field, there was a bloke stood there dressed in tweeds with a rifle & a dog. I walked straight up to him while looking him in the eye & took the gun off him. I then snapped it in half, booted his 12 stone lab over a 6ft hedge and told him to feck off...

He-Malt!!!! :laugh: Did you shout "by the power of Conwy Castle" as you were doing it? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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ALRIGHT TROOPS

 

PHONED MY BOY AND MY MATE THE OTHER NIGHT ,TO HAVE A NIGHT ON THE LIGHT.

I PICKED THEM UP AND WENT TO MY UNCLES PLACE.

1ST N2ND RABBIT MY BIG DOG WHIPPED THEM AWAY LIKE FRESH AIR .

3RD BUNNY I LET THE PUP HAVE AGO SHE SHOULDVE HAD IN 10SECS BUT SHE KEPT PULLING ITS SOCKS UP,ABOUT 6 TIMES SHE DONE THIS BUT WHEN IT WENT BROADSIDE SHE NAILED IT 2TON LIFT AND RIGHT BACK /BOUNCING/SADLEY DEAD.

ANYWAY WALKED TO SOME 2ACRE SQUARE PARKS ALWAYS HOLDING GOODIES.

WHEN WE REACHED THE PARK EDGE 100FT ABOVE THE PARKS WE WERE GOING TO RUN WE SAW ALAMP SCANNING THE FEILD BELOW WE SAT QT AND WAITED FOR HIS RUNNER DOING THE BIZS OBLIVIOUS TO HIM AND HOUND WE HAD A SMOKE WATCHING THIS LAMPER HOPING TO GET A BIRDS EYE VEIW OF HIS DOG CHASING.

WE MUSTVE SAT 30MINS NO CHASES ,UNTIL MY BOY HEARD A WHISP AND SAID HES GOTTA RIMFIRE WITH A LAMP

 

HE MUTVE BEEN USING SUB,S CAUSE WE NEVER HEARD A TRICK AND WE WERE 50FT AWAY.

MYSELF AND BINGO LIT HIM UP LIKE A XMAS TREE AND GROWLED WHAT YOU FECXXNG UP TO AND WHO GAVE YOU PERMUSSION TO BE HERE.

THE SNOOTY CLOWN FOLDED LIKE A BOOK PLEADING DONT PHONE THE MOB 100 SORRY,S.

WE TOLD HIM THERES NO SHOOTING RABBITS/HARES PERIOD AND TO DISSAPEAR FOREVER.

WAS QUITE FUNNY BEING A KEEPER FOR A CHANGE

That's odd 'cos I was out with the rimmy the 'other night' and after walking round my permission and shooting a few bunnies, I became aware of a strong stench of fag smoke, and some agitated voices. After standing still and listening for a while I pinpointed where the smell and noise was coming from, and slowly crept over to see what was going on.

I couldn't believe my eyes or ears! there cowering in the hedge were three blokes, one kept saying 'go on dad, you go and see what it is', and another 'no son, it might be a ghostie', and the other one just kept whimpering and rocking back and forth.

The glow from their fags resembled fireflies dashing about, such were their hands trembling! then one of them eventually said in a very shaky voice 'are you a ghostie?' to which I replied 'That I am, and if you don't get the f**k off my resting place pretty smartish, you'll be joining me', with this I lit them up with the lamp and shouted 'BOOOOOOO'.

The last I saw was three figures with a mongrelly looking cur trying to keep up with them, disappearing into the night mumbling something like 'we can't post this on THL'.

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Similar thing happened to me once.. :yes:

 

It was a dark, windy night & everything was going well. The dog had caught everything I slipped it at, and as we walked round a hedgerow to start a new field, there was a bloke stood there dressed in tweeds with a rifle & a dog. I walked straight up to him while looking him in the eye & took the gun off him. I then snapped it in half, booted his 12 stone lab over a 6ft hedge and told him to feck off...

 

did he speak in a scottish accent by any chance :laugh:

I doubt it as Malt is still here to tell the tale. Bet he was English, that Malt is very prejudice..... Lol

 

Feck off Lab, I eat Scotts for breakfast... Scotts porridge oats.. ;):laugh:

 

He-Malt!!!! :laugh: Did you shout "by the power of Conwy Castle" as you were doing it? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

No mate, Pembroke castle. I'm from Pembrokeshire.. ;):laugh:

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ALRIGHT TROOPS

 

PHONED MY BOY AND MY MATE THE OTHER NIGHT ,TO HAVE A NIGHT ON THE LIGHT.

I PICKED THEM UP AND WENT TO MY UNCLES PLACE.

1ST N2ND RABBIT MY BIG DOG WHIPPED THEM AWAY LIKE FRESH AIR .

3RD BUNNY I LET THE PUP HAVE AGO SHE SHOULDVE HAD IN 10SECS BUT SHE KEPT PULLING ITS SOCKS UP,ABOUT 6 TIMES SHE DONE THIS BUT WHEN IT WENT BROADSIDE SHE NAILED IT 2TON LIFT AND RIGHT BACK /BOUNCING/SADLEY DEAD.

ANYWAY WALKED TO SOME 2ACRE SQUARE PARKS ALWAYS HOLDING GOODIES.

WHEN WE REACHED THE PARK EDGE 100FT ABOVE THE PARKS WE WERE GOING TO RUN WE SAW ALAMP SCANNING THE FEILD BELOW WE SAT QT AND WAITED FOR HIS RUNNER DOING THE BIZS OBLIVIOUS TO HIM AND HOUND WE HAD A SMOKE WATCHING THIS LAMPER HOPING TO GET A BIRDS EYE VEIW OF HIS DOG CHASING.

WE MUSTVE SAT 30MINS NO CHASES ,UNTIL MY BOY HEARD A WHISP AND SAID HES GOTTA RIMFIRE WITH A LAMP

 

HE MUTVE BEEN USING SUB,S CAUSE WE NEVER HEARD A TRICK AND WE WERE 50FT AWAY.

MYSELF AND BINGO LIT HIM UP LIKE A XMAS TREE AND GROWLED WHAT YOU FECXXNG UP TO AND WHO GAVE YOU PERMUSSION TO BE HERE.

THE SNOOTY CLOWN FOLDED LIKE A BOOK PLEADING DONT PHONE THE MOB 100 SORRY,S.

WE TOLD HIM THERES NO SHOOTING RABBITS/HARES PERIOD AND TO DISSAPEAR FOREVER.

WAS QUITE FUNNY BEING A KEEPER FOR A CHANGE

That's odd 'cos I was out with the rimmy the 'other night' and after walking round my permission and shooting a few bunnies, I became aware of a strong stench of fag smoke, and some agitated voices. After standing still and listening for a while I pinpointed where the smell and noise was coming from, and slowly crept over to see what was going on.

I couldn't believe my eyes or ears! there cowering in the hedge were three blokes, one kept saying 'go on dad, you go and see what it is', and another 'no son, it might be a ghostie', and the other one just kept whimpering and rocking back and forth.

The glow from their fags resembled fireflies dashing about, such were their hands trembling! then one of them eventually said in a very shaky voice 'are you a ghostie?' to which I replied 'That I am, and if you don't get the f**k off my resting place pretty smartish, you'll be joining me', with this I lit them up with the lamp and shouted 'BOOOOOOO'.

The last I saw was three figures with a mongrelly looking cur trying to keep up with them, disappearing into the night mumbling something like 'we can't post this on THL'.

 

 

thats more like it :)

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Similar thing happened to me once.. :yes:

 

It was a dark, windy night & everything was going well. The dog had caught everything I slipped it at, and as we walked round a hedgerow to start a new field, there was a bloke stood there dressed in tweeds with a rifle & a dog. I walked straight up to him while looking him in the eye & took the gun off him. I then snapped it in half, booted his 12 stone lab over a 6ft hedge and told him to feck off...

hahahahahahaha you 2 should get together and make a film haha
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are you perfect your self, has in not straying, over the fence,,, only some people have short memorys, and for get there past,, meself i live and let live,

true jim, we all done it at some time. Even if you got ground, you still jump over the odd fence to see whats about the other side.!

We all do it lol you find the grass is always greener haha lol

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are you perfect your self, has in not straying, over the fence,,, only some people have short memorys, and for get there past,, meself i live and let live,

true jim, we all done it at some time. Even if you got ground, you still jump over the odd fence to see whats about the other side.!

We all do it lol you find the grass is always greener haha lol

 

its not as green as the ground you bird and trigger hunt on and it never will be

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