jigsaw 11,875 Posted November 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 After fighting with the wife one evening,I was whacking the logs with me spliting axe and muttering ''furkin bitch''but she was standing behind me.''What did you just say'' she screamed'',sheepishly I explained''furkin birch love,hard timber to split''.She slithered away and I lived to fight another day Spliting logs is great theraphy for relieving stress.lol. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Jig, just be careful you don't hit her with the back swing mate... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 After fighting with the wife one evening,I was whacking the logs with me spliting axe and muttering ''furkin bitch''but she was standing behind me.''What did you just say'' she screamed'',sheepishly I explained''furkin birch love,hard timber to split''.She slithered away and I lived to fight another day Spliting logs is great theraphy for relieving stress.lol. Thats the stuff jigsaw!!!Wouldn't ya just love ta bust the woman with a headbutt at time's! I'll do it yet lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,875 Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 my missus is only 5 ft tall so Id have to get on my knees to head butt her,lol.But yes Mustard those urges do get strong at times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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