hedgehog advice

[craigyboy 1,274]

the first thing that came in your mind was to stick it on the scales :hmm: strange fella you are mate :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: it was and to some people i am mate

[craigyboy 1,274]

i rang the hedgehog preservation society earlier today,an elderly woman who sounded surprisingly like miss tiggywinkle answered and someones picking it up tomorrow,i couldnt be arsed looking after it,ive enough fecking mouths to feed

[Moll. 1,770]

i rang the hedgehog preservation society earlier today,an elderly woman who sounded surprisingly like miss tiggywinkle answered and someones picking it up tomorrow,i couldnt be arsed looking after it,ive enough fecking mouths to feed

 

Good call, i will hopefully be doing the same later this week

[kenny14 656]

i picked up a tiny hoglet one summer a couple of years ago, he was about 3-4 weeks old when i found him, spark-out on someone's driveway and about half an hour off karking it. he was so ill even the fleas had abandoned him. took him home, gave him sugar water to revive him, then fed him on cat food for a few days til i found our local petshop stocked hedgehog food. greedy little bugger, cost a mint to feed. kept him in a box in my bedroom, he'd sit on my lap while i was on the comp, and played catch with a beer bottle top. did a lovely job of getting the fluff out from under the cupboards

when he got a bit bigger, and mum's nerves where shot from him escaping his box every day, he went into a rabbit hutch in the garden. gave him lots of newspaper & straw in a cardboard box, and when the weather turned colder he hibernated. i never bothered weighing him, so i just crossed my fingers that he would wake up. luckily he did, and we started his aclimatisation to the wild by putting him in the tortoise's run at night, when the tortoise was indoors. the day before he was due to go to his new home in the woods behind a local manor house, the daft bugger escaped.

someone told me you can mark their spines with a bit of paint, so i gave him a blast of halfords "moondust silver" car spray a couple of days before he did a runner. when i found a squashed hedgehog on the road outside our house 6 months later, the identification was easy. getting him off was a bit harder, but a good shovel did the job. he's now buried in the flowerbed. he wasn't too impressed at being sprayed with paint, but obviously the ladies liked his "go faster stripe", as ten little hoglets were sitting in our cat food tray outside the back door not long before Dave's untimely demise. our garden has been heaving with hedghogs ever since

The go faster stripe obviously didn't make 'Dave' go fast enough

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[bigdan 11]

are you going to keep it to eat it they taste lovelly

[scothunter 12,609]

i picked up a tiny hoglet one summer a couple of years ago, he was about 3-4 weeks old when i found him, spark-out on someone's driveway and about half an hour off karking it. he was so ill even the fleas had abandoned him. took him home, gave him sugar water to revive him, then fed him on cat food for a few days til i found our local petshop stocked hedgehog food. greedy little bugger, cost a mint to feed. kept him in a box in my bedroom, he'd sit on my lap while i was on the comp, and played catch with a beer bottle top. did a lovely job of getting the fluff out from under the cupboards

when he got a bit bigger, and mum's nerves where shot from him escaping his box every day, he went into a rabbit hutch in the garden. gave him lots of newspaper & straw in a cardboard box, and when the weather turned colder he hibernated. i never bothered weighing him, so i just crossed my fingers that he would wake up. luckily he did, and we started his aclimatisation to the wild by putting him in the tortoise's run at night, when the tortoise was indoors. the day before he was due to go to his new home in the woods behind a local manor house, the daft bugger escaped.

someone told me you can mark their spines with a bit of paint, so i gave him a blast of halfords "moondust silver" car spray a couple of days before he did a runner. when i found a squashed hedgehog on the road outside our house 6 months later, the identification was easy. getting him off was a bit harder, but a good shovel did the job. he's now buried in the flowerbed. he wasn't too impressed at being sprayed with paint, but obviously the ladies liked his "go faster stripe", as ten little hoglets were sitting in our cat food tray outside the back door not long before Dave's untimely demise. our garden has been heaving with hedghogs ever since

The go faster stripe obviously didn't make 'Dave' go fast enough

Sorry, couldn't resist.

maybe it was doing a bit of boy racing lol

[PoshPikey 560]

They are ace at clearing slugs from my veg patch - I think they are brilliant.

[graham4877 1,181]

PAT and his p***y mates would take it off your hand!

[craigyboy 1,274]

2 very well fed ladies came for it this afternoon,from withington hedgehog hospital,they said i'd done the right thing as it would never had survived,so alls well that ends well and one of the ladies said they would release it next spring, where it came from...our garden

[Lab 10,979]

2 very well fed ladies came for it this afternoon,from withington hedgehog hospital,they said i'd done the right thing as it would never had survived,so alls well that ends well and one of the ladies said they would release it next spring, where it came from...our garden

pmsl.."2 very well fed ladies"..... Bet there eating the hedgehogs...... Lol

[craigyboy 1,274]

2 very well fed ladies came for it this afternoon,from withington hedgehog hospital,they said i'd done the right thing as it would never had survived,so alls well that ends well and one of the ladies said they would release it next spring, where it came from...our garden

pmsl.."2 very well fed ladies"..... Bet there eating the hedgehogs...... Lol

i think your right lab, one of em was a bit fecking prickly

[jason9090 11]

2 very well fed ladies came for it this afternoon,from withington hedgehog hospital,they said i'd done the right thing as it would never had survived,so alls well that ends well and one of the ladies said they would release it next spring, where it came from...our garden

 

lol and youl never be rid of it id be more concerned about the fact my dog had it in its mouth but thats just me we had a terrier that was pritty stupid it would mark a warren and dig like f**k if there was a hog in there it was never interested in rabbits lol

[Rake aboot 4,935]

2 very well fed ladies came for it this afternoon,from withington hedgehog hospital,they said i'd done the right thing as it would never had survived,so alls well that ends well and one of the ladies said they would release it next spring, where it came from...our garden

 

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