christian71 3,187 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol Did you ride the fat hairy fecker like a race horse???? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol Did you ride the fat hairy fecker like a race horse???? .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol Did you ride the fat hairy fecker like a race horse???? Just cause you would doesn't mean others would... Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Just as an aside, I find it funny when women are called "dirty birds".......women are no different to men, they love a night of entertainment as much as the next human being.........nothing wrong with that at all !! If your single and you aint hurting no one then why complicate matters with morals & societys deluded perceptions woah woah woah!!!! dirty ain't a negative thing!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol Did you ride the fat hairy fecker like a race horse???? Just cause you would doesn't mean others would... Lol Would need to see some naked photos 1st just to be sure she isnt a big fat hairy fecker aswell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 you worked it out christian ...i was the fat hairy one alright .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Blimey, is this thread still going? :laugh: I bet most who have commented are probably still in thier teens and never had any sex anyway. For those too whom the above applies: its the best fecking thing you will ever get, its just a little out of your reach In the end, it dont matter what shape or form the one you fancy/love comes in, the mere fact that you fancy or love them should be enough. Life really is too short to get hung up about such things. However, taking into account the above comments, i consider myself very lucky that my bird is a snug 10 :laugh: Very proud of her today too as she was awarded her Afganistan medal! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. never heard of her so just googled................foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Blimey, is this thread still going? :laugh: I bet most who have commented are probably still in thier teens and never had any sex anyway. For those too whom the above applies: its the best fecking thing you will ever get, its just a little out of your reach In the end, it dont matter what shape or form the one you fancy/love comes in, the mere fact that you fancy or love them should be enough. Life really is too short to get hung up about such things. However, taking into account the above comments, i consider myself very lucky that my bird is a snug 10 :laugh: Very proud of her today too as she was awarded her Afganistan medal! stick a pic of her getting her medal bud, you must be well proud!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. never heard of her so just googled................foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. never heard of her so just googled................foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook me! bollox to personality when they look like that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Hmmmmmm topic seems to of taken a bit of a swerve away from things, naturally............ lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. the other one in the jungle with her emily has a nicer arse though.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. never heard of her so just googled................foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook me! bollox to personality when they look like that! She on I'm a Celebrity she dont look like that on there she looks a dog good tits tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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