nitestalker 28 209 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 im 6 ft 2 16 stone and 36 waist my woman is size 14 hav 3 kids and my sex life is unreal would not have my woman any other way she happy im well happy if you love ur wife f**k the size bit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 never understood the fascination some guys have with so called 'dream girls'. During the 'riding years' as you say, lots of my mates were obsessed with pulling nothing but the most physically attractive girls when we were out, and used to get blown out left right and centre. Those of us with a more realistic view of life and women more often than not used to regularly enjoy a bit of female company.. Agree, theres something about all of them........used to ride a bird when I was 18, she lived with her mum who was a divorced 40 something and 20+ stone and I would on occasion if the daughter wasnt home (or getting ready up stairs) ride the mum too! The mum was a much better ride by far.........always like older birds when I was that age, they knew a few things older birds fine, 20+ stone....WTF!!! Women are like a supermarket matey, theres lots of different things to try and you have to experience them all......that was all in a previous existence and I am now a reformed character One you miss, is one you never get A good few years ago after an evening down the pub with wilf, we retired (seperate rooms) i was in an alcohol induced slumber when in my dream i was wrestling Chas from Chas and Dave, i awoke to find wilf dry humping my leg............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 never understood the fascination some guys have with so called 'dream girls'. During the 'riding years' as you say, lots of my mates were obsessed with pulling nothing but the most physically attractive girls when we were out, and used to get blown out left right and centre. Those of us with a more realistic view of life and women more often than not used to regularly enjoy a bit of female company.. Agree, theres something about all of them........used to ride a bird when I was 18, she lived with her mum who was a divorced 40 something and 20+ stone and I would on occasion if the daughter wasnt home (or getting ready up stairs) ride the mum too! The mum was a much better ride by far.........always like older birds when I was that age, they knew a few things and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,624 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night don't you just love filthy old birds, proper quality!!! anyone on here done a GILF? oldest I've done is 46 when I was 23....rammy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,624 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 A good few years ago after an evening down the pub with wilf, we retired (seperate rooms) i was in an alcohol induced slumber when in my dream i was wrestling Chas from Chas and Dave, i awoke to find wilf dry humping my leg............ I put it down to sleep walking! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night don't you just love filthy old birds, proper quality!!! anyone on here done a GILF? oldest I've done is 46 when I was 23....rammy! hmmm i was 18 and the oldest was 52 canny ride like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night ahahaha they try harder don't they :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night don't you just love filthy old birds, proper quality!!! anyone on here done a GILF? oldest I've done is 46 when I was 23....rammy! A few years ago I pulled an old bird in 'chancers' in Dumfries. Proper grotty shitey wee nightclub Woke up the next day absolutely hanging, had breakfast downstairs with her son who was older than me Dont know what age she was, I recon pushing mid 40's by the state of her c**t. Also shagged the hen on her hen night in Inverness, in an alley behind the club about 5 months ago, what a dirty slut... But apart from that I'm pretty well behaved. All I ask for in a lassie it they dont try to controll you and tell you what to do. During the season I dissapear for 3 or 4 days/nights a week to do what I do and no woman will ever stop that, so as soon as they try they get told or it's out the door FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,624 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Just as an aside, I find it funny when women are called "dirty birds".......women are no different to men, they love a night of entertainment as much as the next human being.........nothing wrong with that at all !! If your single and you aint hurting no one then why complicate matters with morals & societys deluded perceptions 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Just as an aside, I find it funny when women are called "dirty birds".......women are no different to men, they love a night of entertainment as much as the next human being.........nothing wrong with that at all !! If your single and you aint hurting no one then why complicate matters with morals & societys deluded perceptions Pervert. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night don't you just love filthy old birds, proper quality!!! anyone on here done a GILF? oldest I've done is 46 when I was 23....rammy! A few years ago I pulled an old bird in 'chancers' in Dumfries. Proper grotty shitey wee nightclub Woke up the next day absolutely hanging, had breakfast downstairs with her son who was older than me Dont know what age she was, I recon pushing mid 40's by the state of her c**t. Also shagged the hen on her hen night in Inverness, in an alley behind the club about 5 months ago, what a dirty slut... But apart from that I'm pretty well behaved. All I ask for in a lassie it they dont try to controll you and tell you what to do. During the season I dissapear for 3 or 4 days/nights a week to do what I do and no woman will ever stop that, so as soon as they try they get told or it's out the door FTB Ya dirty b*****d.......bet that was her "Shag the ugliest c**t in Inverness dare"............. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 and then you woke up....lol did they do a tag team on you :laugh: No they didnt, however I did take a pal round to share in the experience of the Mum and she was very happy to accomodate the two of us.....a rewarding experience for all concerned that night don't you just love filthy old birds, proper quality!!! anyone on here done a GILF? oldest I've done is 46 when I was 23....rammy! A few years ago I pulled an old bird in 'chancers' in Dumfries. Proper grotty shitey wee nightclub Woke up the next day absolutely hanging, had breakfast downstairs with her son who was older than me Dont know what age she was, I recon pushing mid 40's by the state of her c**t. Also shagged the hen on her hen night in Inverness, in an alley behind the club about 5 months ago, what a dirty slut... But apart from that I'm pretty well behaved. All I ask for in a lassie it they dont try to controll you and tell you what to do. During the season I dissapear for 3 or 4 days/nights a week to do what I do and no woman will ever stop that, so as soon as they try they get told or it's out the door FTB Ya dirty b*****d.......bet that was her "Shag the ugliest c**t in Inverness dare"............. LOL You could be right. But hey she was no oil painting either. If anyone saw us two bumping uglies it would be enough to gie you the boke FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,624 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Just as an aside, I find it funny when women are called "dirty birds".......women are no different to men, they love a night of entertainment as much as the next human being.........nothing wrong with that at all !! If your single and you aint hurting no one then why complicate matters with morals & societys deluded perceptions Pervert. FTB As I said, all in a previous life.......I have been happy and settled for 17 years odd now and have a brood of nippers around me that make me happy as a sandboy..........and I wouldnt want it any other way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 Just as an aside, I find it funny when women are called "dirty birds".......women are no different to men, they love a night of entertainment as much as the next human being.........nothing wrong with that at all !! If your single and you aint hurting no one then why complicate matters with morals & societys deluded perceptions Pervert. FTB As I said, all in a previous life.......I have been happy and settled for 17 years odd now and have a brood of nippers around me that make me happy as a sandboy..........and I wouldnt want it any other way Fair play. Im a long way off that yet, still just a big kid myself FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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