BI9JOHNNY 25 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol mrs is size 6/8 and i been married 3 times and had my fair share of shagging but never over a size 10... oh and i am a slim 24 f*****g stone of prime shagfest munchung man ..pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol mrs is size 6/8 and i been married 3 times and had my fair share of shagging but never over a size 10... oh and i am a slim 24 f*****g stone of prime shagfest munchung man ..pmsl FFS we know who dishes out the food at dinner time then?.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 I will stick to tesco then..lol Tesco....FFS, do you know how many slave children it takes to make your £8 pair of jeans??? none, they use denim :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol mrs is size 6/8 and i been married 3 times and had my fair share of shagging but never over a size 10... oh and i am a slim 24 f*****g stone of prime shagfest munchung man ..pmsl married three times and 24 stone, what do you keep doing...eating your feckin wives? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol mrs is size 6/8 and i been married 3 times and had my fair share of shagging but never over a size 10... oh and i am a slim 24 f*****g stone of prime shagfest munchung man ..pmsl What is it that your missus' says? Thats right 25 stone of dynamite but pity the fuse is only 3 inches. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BI9JOHNNY 25 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol mrs is size 6/8 and i been married 3 times and had my fair share of shagging but never over a size 10... oh and i am a slim 24 f*****g stone of prime shagfest munchung man ..pmsl married three times and 24 stone, what do you keep doing...eating your feckin wives? the best bit is when the bitch is under me matey she's going nowhere till i've finished :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol mrs is size 6/8 and i been married 3 times and had my fair share of shagging but never over a size 10... oh and i am a slim 24 f*****g stone of prime shagfest munchung man ..pmsl married three times and 24 stone, what do you keep doing...eating your feckin wives? the best bit is when the bitch is under me matey she's going nowhere till i've finished :laugh: :laugh: "Get of i can't brea................oh he's off!!!".............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 I will stick to tesco then..lol Tesco....FFS, do you know how many slave children it takes to make your £8 pair of jeans??? none, they use denim :laugh: what jeans have gone up to 8 quid..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 I will stick to tesco then..lol Tesco....FFS, do you know how many slave children it takes to make your £8 pair of jeans??? not enough :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,774 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 never understood the fascination some guys have with so called 'dream girls'. During the 'riding years' as you say, lots of my mates were obsessed with pulling nothing but the most physically attractive girls when we were out, and used to get blown out left right and centre. Those of us with a more realistic view of life and women more often than not used to regularly enjoy a bit of female company.. Agree, theres something about all of them........used to ride a bird when I was 18, she lived with her mum who was a divorced 40 something and 20+ stone and I would on occasion if the daughter wasnt home (or getting ready up stairs) ride the mum too! The mum was a much better ride by far.........always like older birds when I was that age, they knew a few things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,589 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 prefer curvy women with hips an a arse to hang on to . if i want to run my hands over something lean and ribby either go to chinky or pet the lurcher, which bit do you like lurchergrrl the curvy arse to hang onto or the chinky & lurcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,774 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 never understood the fascination some guys have with so called 'dream girls'. During the 'riding years' as you say, lots of my mates were obsessed with pulling nothing but the most physically attractive girls when we were out, and used to get blown out left right and centre. Those of us with a more realistic view of life and women more often than not used to regularly enjoy a bit of female company.. Agree, theres something about all of them........used to ride a bird when I was 18, she lived with her mum who was a divorced 40 something and 20+ stone and I would on occasion if the daughter wasnt home (or getting ready up stairs) ride the mum too! The mum was a much better ride by far.........always like older birds when I was that age, they knew a few things older birds fine, 20+ stone....WTF!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,774 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) never understood the fascination some guys have with so called 'dream girls'. During the 'riding years' as you say, lots of my mates were obsessed with pulling nothing but the most physically attractive girls when we were out, and used to get blown out left right and centre. Those of us with a more realistic view of life and women more often than not used to regularly enjoy a bit of female company.. Agree, theres something about all of them........used to ride a bird when I was 18, she lived with her mum who was a divorced 40 something and 20+ stone and I would on occasion if the daughter wasnt home (or getting ready up stairs) ride the mum too! The mum was a much better ride by far.........always like older birds when I was that age, they knew a few things older birds fine, 20+ stone....WTF!!! Women are like a supermarket matey, theres lots of different things to try and you have to experience them all......that was all in a previous existence and I am now a reformed character One you miss, is one you never get Edited November 22, 2011 by WILF 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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