mushroom 12,897 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Aye full of tricks like that mate :laugh: Besides she'd probably go Latina on my ass if she found out :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,897 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still waking up beside her now ya ugly f*****g dwarf..... Nah mate got me a smokin hot Sonoran Mexican girl, size 10 with all the trimmings a man could want that's what I wake up to these days. suppose anything would be better than waking to a pen full of phezzies though hey flab?? Oh aye and whats her name Haley Peeno............... su nombre es Katiushka mate Sonoran women are famous in mexico for being lookers, this one isn't an exception Best thing is..... she cooks bloody lovely food, smokes a spliff now and then and boy does she like a beer, preferably Guiness :laugh: How much is she costing you then.......... About 2 hours of my undivided attention each and everyday Lab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,322 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 a spliff now and then Mexi-brick,got the THC content of cabbage Latinas are f*cking awesome,I knew a couple in Belize and met one earlier this year in Gibraltar,my mates got a colombian girlfriend,she is drop-dead stunning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,897 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 a spliff now and then Mexi-brick,got the THC content of cabbage Latinas are f*cking awesome,I knew a couple in Belize and met one earlier this year in Gibraltar,my mates got a colombian girlfriend,she is drop-dead stunning :laugh: let's just say I know a couple of people here in Barca mak and the THC is a little higher than in cabbage Mate they ain't shy, are feisty as f**k and more than willing to let their man know it's him they are with unlike any woman I've ever been with and thats a couple :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,322 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have been with a few women with spanish blood Mush,they certainly have fire,I have a small scar on my left hand from being "forked" by one,the tine went in to the bone,all because I was going out with my mates and was rushing a meal she had cooked,she wasnt a happy chiquita Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have been with a few women with spanish blood Mush,they certainly have fire,I have a small scar on my left hand from being "forked" by one,the tine went in to the bone,all because I was going out with my mates and was rushing a meal she had cooked,she wasnt a happy chiquita f'ck me, hope one never cooks for me then, I always wolf my food down as if someone is going to take it off me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,897 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have been with a few women with spanish blood Mush,they certainly have fire,I have a small scar on my left hand from being "forked" by one,the tine went in to the bone,all because I was going out with my mates and was rushing a meal she had cooked,she wasnt a happy chiquita and they wonder why Spain has such a high proportion of domestic abuse :laugh: It's coz of nutters like that upsetting the gentle men :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bringthepain 39 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have been with a few women with spanish blood Mush,they certainly have fire,I have a small scar on my left hand from being "forked" by one,the tine went in to the bone,all because I was going out with my mates and was rushing a meal she had cooked,she wasnt a happy chiquita f'ck me, hope one never cooks for me then, I always wolf my food down as if someone is going to take it off me! dont worry pal he talking about women who marry for love not money. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have been with a few women with spanish blood Mush,they certainly have fire,I have a small scar on my left hand from being "forked" by one,the tine went in to the bone,all because I was going out with my mates and was rushing a meal she had cooked,she wasnt a happy chiquita f'ck me, hope one never cooks for me then, I always wolf my food down as if someone is going to take it off me! dont worry pal he talking about women who marry for love not money. jesus, don't think there's any danger of anyone ever marrying me for money.....not unless they just can't get enough of copper! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bringthepain 39 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have been with a few women with spanish blood Mush,they certainly have fire,I have a small scar on my left hand from being "forked" by one,the tine went in to the bone,all because I was going out with my mates and was rushing a meal she had cooked,she wasnt a happy chiquita f'ck me, hope one never cooks for me then, I always wolf my food down as if someone is going to take it off me! dont worry pal he talking about women who marry for love not money. jesus, don't think there's any danger of anyone ever marrying me for money.....not unless they just can't get enough of copper! thank f**k you saw the funny side of that i was in two minds! :laugh: Good on ya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Sonoran women are famous in mexico for being Hookers, this one isn't an exception How much is she costing you then.......... Must admit, I read that a bit quickly first time and thought it read as above! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I have been with a few women with spanish blood Mush,they certainly have fire,I have a small scar on my left hand from being "forked" by one,the tine went in to the bone,all because I was going out with my mates and was rushing a meal she had cooked,she wasnt a happy chiquita f'ck me, hope one never cooks for me then, I always wolf my food down as if someone is going to take it off me! dont worry pal he talking about women who marry for love not money. jesus, don't think there's any danger of anyone ever marrying me for money.....not unless they just can't get enough of copper! thank f**k you saw the funny side of that i was in two minds! :laugh: Good on ya there's only one person I could get angry with regarding stuff like that bud .....but I'll always be able to laugh at myself, life's too short to take it too seriously 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 my ex was spanish carribean and he bloody feisty too!...my little two year old seems to be following suit ..god help any guys who date her when shes older..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,897 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Sonoran women are famous in mexico for being Hookers, this one isn't an exception How much is she costing you then.......... Must admit, I read that a bit quickly first time and thought it read as above! froidian slip on ya part was it ya Welsh slag??? :laugh: Ps that says SLAG not STAG :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bringthepain 39 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) my ex was spanish carribean and he bloody feisty too!...my little two year old seems to be following suit ..god help any guys who date her when shes older..lol was he black Edited November 28, 2011 by bringthepain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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