christian71 3,187 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. the other one in the jungle with her emily has a nicer arse though.. Just thinking you never said if this hairy fat fecker was a man or woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. the other one in the jungle with her emily has a nicer arse though.. Just thinking you never said if this hairy fat fecker was a man or woman or a human! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. the other one in the jungle with her emily has a nicer arse though.. No she doesnt lunita {get out}! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. never heard of her so just googled................foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook me! bollox to personality when they look like that! this is her fiance ...lol..twice her age.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) If she doesnt look like jessica jane clement,shes a cull. never heard of her so just googled................foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook me! bollox to personality when they look like that! this is her fiance ...lol..twice her age.. ugly c@unt aint he Who's the fella at the front then? ha ha Edited November 22, 2011 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over. "Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked. "Oh yes, definitely," she giggled. "Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick." Some fat girl slobbered up to me in the pub, grabbed me and said "I want you inside me.. now!" "F@ck off you fat c@nt" I said. "If you're hungry, get some crisps." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 I saw a fat bird down the pub, her T-shirt said - Watch out, I'm a maneater! I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan." She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!" I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all." She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you want to say then?." "That's not how you spell Manatee." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,918 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still waking up beside her now ya ugly f*****g dwarf..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,918 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh just to add On the subject of older women pulled a 57 year old in Rumors in Blackpool when I was 24, but the very oldest was older than that! At a swingers night! God she loved it but not sure how old she was prob mid 60's :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,918 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still waking up beside her now ya ugly f*****g dwarf..... Nah mate got me a smokin hot Sonoran Mexican girl, size 10 with all the trimmings a man could want that's what I wake up to these days. suppose anything would be better than waking to a pen full of phezzies though hey flab?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still waking up beside her now ya ugly f*****g dwarf..... Nah mate got me a smokin hot Sonoran Mexican girl, size 10 with all the trimmings a man could want that's what I wake up to these days. suppose anything would be better than waking to a pen full of phezzies though hey flab?? Oh aye and whats her name Haley Peeno............... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,918 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still waking up beside her now ya ugly f*****g dwarf..... Nah mate got me a smokin hot Sonoran Mexican girl, size 10 with all the trimmings a man could want that's what I wake up to these days. suppose anything would be better than waking to a pen full of phezzies though hey flab?? Oh aye and whats her name Haley Peeno............... su nombre es Katiushka mate Sonoran women are famous in mexico for being lookers, this one isn't an exception Best thing is..... she cooks bloody lovely food, smokes a spliff now and then and boy does she like a beer, preferably Guiness :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still waking up beside her now ya ugly f*****g dwarf..... Nah mate got me a smokin hot Sonoran Mexican girl, size 10 with all the trimmings a man could want that's what I wake up to these days. suppose anything would be better than waking to a pen full of phezzies though hey flab?? Oh aye and whats her name Haley Peeno............... su nombre es Katiushka mate Sonoran women are famous in mexico for being lookers, this one isn't an exception Best thing is..... she cooks bloody lovely food, smokes a spliff now and then and boy does she like a beer, preferably Guiness :laugh: How much is she costing you then.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bringthepain 39 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still waking up beside her now ya ugly f*****g dwarf..... Nah mate got me a smokin hot Sonoran Mexican girl, size 10 with all the trimmings a man could want that's what I wake up to these days. suppose anything would be better than waking to a pen full of phezzies though hey flab?? Oh aye and whats her name Haley Peeno............... su nombre es Katiushka mate Sonoran women are famous in mexico for being lookers, this one isn't an exception Best thing is..... she cooks bloody lovely food, smokes a spliff now and then and boy does she like a beer, preferably Guiness :laugh: dont be shy put a picture up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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