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with the cover versions you never thought you would hear.

 

Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me Susan Boyle

 

I can see clearly now Stevey Wonder

 

Like a Virgin Katie Price

 

Hit me baby one more time Rihanna

 

The Drugs dont work Michael Jackson

 

Love Shack Fritzl

 

I

 

Old lady says to her husband.

my nipples are as hot as they where 30 years ago,

He replies Of course they are ones in your coffe and the others in your porridge.

 

Women have argued over centuries which is more painful being kicked in the bollocks or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer?

A year on women say shall we try for another baby.

A bloke will never turn to his mate and say

Tell you what Dave kick me in the bollocks again will you

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