Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i had similar problems with my old laptop, solved the problem with a hammer went out and bought a netbook, spilt tea on netbook, keyboard f****d, bought plug in keyboard, spilt tea on plug in keyboard. gave up and went and bought mobile phone with internet access. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i had similar problems with my old laptop, solved the problem with a hammer went out and bought a netbook, spilt tea on netbook, keyboard f****d, bought plug in keyboard, spilt tea on plug in keyboard. gave up and went and bought mobile phone with internet access. well useful advice :laugh: even mine was more useful that that!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i had similar problems with my old laptop, solved the problem with a hammer went out and bought a netbook, spilt tea on netbook, keyboard f****d, bought plug in keyboard, spilt tea on plug in keyboard. gave up and went and bought mobile phone with internet access. well useful advice :laugh: even mine was more useful that that!!! i dont have much patience with technology Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 lab will be tapping away a response on his phone lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i had similar problems with my old laptop, solved the problem with a hammer went out and bought a netbook, spilt tea on netbook, keyboard f****d, bought plug in keyboard, spilt tea on plug in keyboard. gave up and went and bought mobile phone with internet access. well useful advice :laugh: even mine was more useful that that!!! i dont have much patience with technology never mind technology, it sounds like you need to get yourself a sippy cup!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 lab will be tapping away a response on his phone lol then some twat will phone him and wipe it off..........if anyone's got his number give him a one bell quick!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 lab will be tapping away a response on his phone lol then some twat will phone him and wipe it off..........if anyone's got his number give him a one bell quick!! really?lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 lab will be tapping away a response on his phone lol me and lab! what phone you useing? im on a bloody samsung europa it has a bloody childlock on it to stop you from going on any 18+ sites Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Ignore the stupid remedies for connecting to the internet, you only need to do one simple thing................................. Pay your f**king bill, and they'll re-connect you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i had similar problems with my old laptop, solved the problem with a hammer went out and bought a netbook, spilt tea on netbook, keyboard f****d, bought plug in keyboard, spilt tea on plug in keyboard. gave up and went and bought mobile phone with internet access. well useful advice :laugh: even mine was more useful that that!!! i dont have much patience with technology never mind technology, it sounds like you need to get yourself a sippy cup!!! true although id be happier with a bottle of beer with a tit on it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Is there any message that comes up when you try to start your web browser? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jf1970 328 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i had similar problems with my old laptop, solved the problem with a hammer went out and bought a netbook, spilt tea on netbook, keyboard f****d, bought plug in keyboard, spilt tea on plug in keyboard. gave up and went and bought mobile phone with internet access. well useful advice :laugh: even mine was more useful that that!!! i dont have much patience with technology never mind technology, it sounds like you need to get yourself a sippy cup!!! true although id be happier with a bottle of beer with a tit on it why bother with the beer? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Morning lads, cos I am stuck on a computer all day long, I tend not to look at the damn things when I get home, but some of the advice from the IT heads on here made me laugh!! I'd love to say that to some of my clients...I'm sure there are a few shlaapppin away at their desks now..... Anyroads.....yep, there is usually an on off switch for wireless internet access on the machine, sometimes a small switch at front of laptop, sometimes a combination of funtion keys turns it off and on. Also, fire up the machine, clear out all the cached 'stuff' collected by surfing the net and that will help!! If you are still having bother, PM me and I will give you my mobile nummer and talk you through a few bits that may help..... Usual home callout rates apply...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 (edited) i had similar problems with my old laptop, solved the problem with a hammer went out and bought a netbook, spilt tea on netbook, keyboard f****d, bought plug in keyboard, spilt tea on plug in keyboard. gave up and went and bought mobile phone with internet access. well useful advice :laugh: even mine was more useful that that!!! i dont have much patience with technology never mind technology, it sounds like you need to get yourself a sippy cup!!! true although id be happier with a bottle of beer with a tit on it why bother with the beer? For afters Edited November 16, 2011 by kenny14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Morning lads, cos I am stuck on a computer all day long, I tend not to look at the damn things when I get home, but some of the advice from the IT heads on here made me laugh!! I'd love to say that to some of my clients...I'm sure there are a few shlaapppin away at their desks now..... Anyroads.....yep, there is usually an on off switch for wireless internet access on the machine, sometimes a small switch at front of laptop, sometimes a combination of funtion keys turns it off and on. Also, fire up the machine, clear out all the cached 'stuff' collected by surfing the net and that will help!! If you are still having bother, PM me and I will give you my mobile nummer and talk you through a few bits that may help..... Usual home callout rates apply...... sneaky way of trying to adopt the one bell ploy, I like it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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