salclalin 240 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I Passed a Shop the Other day and there was a Notice in the Window Saying. We would Rather have 1000 Muslim Customers than 1 British Soldier As a Customer. Scroll Down. It's nice to know Funeral Directors have a Sense of Humour. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I walked into the porn shop this morning I said, "Three of your filthiest porn mags please mate." He said, "Have you got anything in mind?" I said, "Yes I'm going to have a wank." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread. "It's not what it looks like," I pleaded. "Well, what is it then?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face. "A woman," I replied. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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