bill88 6 Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Boots i tell ye, Ur not short of a few pound mybe i wil show ye round the bars up here sure. HA HA NOW NIXY A MAN WITH MY EXPERIENCE I MIGHT KNOW MORE PEOPLE IN YOUR BARS THAN YOU DO , ,IT WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY THAT SHIRT COS I KNEW THE MONEY WAS GOING TO A KIDS HOSPICE . Fair play to you BOOTS ,even i might have bought it to help the wee one's out.On second thought's nah,i'd have given them the money and told them to auction it again. Link to post Share on other sites
whin 463 Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 larrsons top, a true pro at every stage man u would have loved to keep him so did barca, celtics wim jansen was a wise old man to 650 .ooo flo 12 .5 mill at the time ,would have loved too see him play on for man u , my freinds go on about hatley ciosty ,laudrap but i cant see them being near him at the top for so long with big big clubs and still scoring goals and makeing goals the king of kings Link to post Share on other sites
Iloveblackwhippets 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 (edited) The Scottish and the weather 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold. -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick ice lollies. -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. - degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs. -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup ! Edited March 31, 2007 by Iloveblackwhippets Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 No f*****g chance,i'd rather swim in my own shite than support the sasanach's. Link to post Share on other sites
hok boi 40 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 No f*****g chance,i'd rather swim in my own shite than support the sasanach's. who is this henrik guy any way kris boyd , now there is a class striker cmon the gers!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
staffy-1 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Enlang all the way, feck you scottish drunkie b*****ds Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: http://members.aol.com/bushnbin2/rangers.swf Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: http://members.aol.com/bushnbin2/rangers.swf Link to post Share on other sites
hunting_mad_jock_lad 1 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 stabs it depeneds where you where born me i was born in govan so that makes me half irish half scottish and as long as we celts including our welsh bros we dont give a toss who beats huns There's a luvly fitba stadium in govan polecat,you might have seen it that spl trophy will be back where it belong's next year quality mate. and your [bANNED TEXT] it will be there for the 52nd time next year! 52 times thats a lot isnt it! more than any other team in the world! happy hunting Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 The Scottish and the weather 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold. -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick ice lollies. -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. - degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs. -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup ! Link to post Share on other sites
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