Guest Lurcherbitch Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 1. Dont defrost tripe in microwave 2. when doing vet run, make sure to have dog in van 3.when chasing pup up garden whilst she has knickers in mouth, put shoes on, as there is dog shit in garden . 4.when jumping stream, make sure dog on lead jumps with you :whistle: 5.when picking up shit, make sure there aint a hole in the bag . 6.when cooking oven chips, remember to put them in oven . 7.when slagging someone off, who just phoned, make sure phone is put down properly Think that's about it. So if i rememeber this lot my next week will be better. So how was your week? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whin 463 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 not bad was round walking a thousand acre farm ive bought a cottage of the farmer renovated it got the heating on oil heating, plenty of rabbits, a river runs through it, ready to move next week some time , sea trout and the odd salmom on about a mile of it not a big river but a late running river good running ground for dogs , so not bad , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Lmfao @ LB MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 just done mi first week without a cigg..............i could kill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 3.when chasing pup up garden whilst she has knickers in mouth, put shoes on, as there is dog shit in garden .5.when picking up shit, make sure there aint a hole in the bag . Been there Sounds like next week can only get better..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 just done mi first week without a cigg..............i could kill Well done you. I give up jan 25th, am doing ok....a bit short temperd at times but thats just me, got nowt to do with packing in fags My danger zone is three month, if i get past that i'm home free Well i need to learn not to climb loose fences... i got to the top was about to jump off and the f****r snapped and i fell down and broke my ribs jay oops. hope your better soon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 DONT ASK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 DONT ASK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 That was very funny Lurcherbitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rabbiteer Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 I was told off by my manager at work for not displaying religous senitivity to a patient. She was a JW (Jehovah Witness) and I wanted to know how much she followed it, so we could gauge the impact of it on an operation she was about to have. Not being light footed I asked her a direct question. "You being a JW is it a full time thing, or is it like being in the T.A"? At which point the anaesthetist spat out his coffee on the floor and had to leave the room. I have been asked to think about my communication skills. Nik Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 My started off good then took a fast spiral down hill yesterday. I got up for work to find that my wages hadnt gone in leaving me to drive a 30mile trip to work with £2 of diesel and no fags. Got there and done 9 1/2 hours of packing with some annoying polish bloke shouting orders at me in polish then asking me when i would get it into my thick head, aswell as an attention seeking paki who kept looking at me. Everytime i looked up he would start shadow boxing then he blew a kiss at me Dirty b*****d. The i got lost on my way home in rush hour traffic with next to no diesel. Joe It probably wouldnt have been that bad if i had fags, but i didnt so it was f**k!! what area you in mate, i can shout ya pack of fags I was told off by my manager at work for not displaying religous senitivity to a patient. She was a JW (Jehovah Witness) and I wanted to know how much she followed it, so we could gauge the impact of it on an operation she was about to have. Not being light footed I asked her a direct question. "You being a JW is it a full time thing, or is it like being in the T.A"? At which point the anaesthetist spat out his coffee on the floor and had to leave the room. I have been asked to think about my communication skills. Nik Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 I was told off by my manager at work for not displaying religous senitivity to a patient. She was a JW (Jehovah Witness) and I wanted to know how much she followed it, so we could gauge the impact of it on an operation she was about to have. Not being light footed I asked her a direct question. "You being a JW is it a full time thing, or is it like being in the T.A"? At which point the anaesthetist spat out his coffee on the floor and had to leave the room. I have been asked to think about my communication skills. Nik Your bedside manner needs improving!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 I was told off by my manager at work for not displaying religous senitivity to a patient. She was a JW (Jehovah Witness) and I wanted to know how much she followed it, so we could gauge the impact of it on an operation she was about to have. Not being light footed I asked her a direct question. "You being a JW is it a full time thing, or is it like being in the T.A"? At which point the anaesthetist spat out his coffee on the floor and had to leave the room. I have been asked to think about my communication skills. Nik iv just spat mi brew out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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