Malt 379 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Sometimes some dogs will kill cats, that's just how it is sometimes, but anyone who goes out specifically to kill someone's pet cat is out of order. i always stalk pussy on dark friday nights .I just hide in someones garden behind a bush and wait for drunken pussies to pass and i pounce on them like a jungle cat .I dont use a lurcher though ,cable ties are a lot easier to hide from the plod Were you on crimewatch last night? He's on Crimewatch every night... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Sometimes some dogs will kill cats, that's just how it is sometimes, but anyone who goes out specifically to kill someone's pet cat is out of order. i always stalk pussy on dark friday nights .I just hide in someones garden behind a bush and wait for drunken pussies to pass and i pounce on them like a jungle cat .I dont use a lurcher though ,cable ties are a lot easier to hide from the plod Were you on crimewatch last night? He's on Crimewatch every night... Can't believe that.............Someone on here would've grassed him up by now, and carried off a nice big reward! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Sometimes some dogs will kill cats, that's just how it is sometimes, but anyone who goes out specifically to kill someone's pet cat is out of order. i always stalk pussy on dark friday nights .I just hide in someones garden behind a bush and wait for drunken pussies to pass and i pounce on them like a jungle cat .I dont use a lurcher though ,cable ties are a lot easier to hide from the plod Were you on crimewatch last night? He's on Crimewatch every night... Can't believe that.............Someone on here would've grassed him up by now, and carried off a nice big reward! Don't you believe it pal, he's so damned elusive.. That's why his username is Scent, because all he leaves behind at the scene of a crime is a musty smell of man love and lilly of the valley... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Sometimes some dogs will kill cats, that's just how it is sometimes, but anyone who goes out specifically to kill someone's pet cat is out of order. i always stalk pussy on dark friday nights .I just hide in someones garden behind a bush and wait for drunken pussies to pass and i pounce on them like a jungle cat .I dont use a lurcher though ,cable ties are a lot easier to hide from the plod Were you on crimewatch last night? He's on Crimewatch every night... Can't believe that.............Someone on here would've grassed him up by now, and carried off a nice big reward! Don't you believe it pal, he's so damned elusive.. That's why his username is Scent, because all he leaves behind at the scene of a crime is a musty smell of man love and lilly of the valley... :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. I might be reading too much into this malt but surely you're not a repeat victim Edited November 4, 2011 by kenny14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. I might be reading too much into this malt but surely you're not a repeat victim some people call it victim, others call it a paying customer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. I might be reading too much into this malt but surely you're not a repeat victim some people call it victim, others call it a paying customer Is he worth it? Edited November 4, 2011 by kenny14 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. I might be reading too much into this malt but surely you're not a repeat victim some people call it victim, others call it a paying customer Is he worth it? play your cards right young man and you will find out ,i promise it wont hurt too much ,all you will be required to do is bend over ,touch your toes and cough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. I might be reading too much into this malt but surely you're not a repeat victim some people call it victim, others call it a paying customer Is he worth it? he'll get so deep your chest measurement will expand by 4 inches!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. I might be reading too much into this malt but surely you're not a repeat victim some people call it victim, others call it a paying customer Is he worth it? Is he worth it?....FFS the mans middle name is Loreal............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 hang on now ladies you will be getting me a bad name on here ffs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 hang on now ladies you will be getting me a bad name on here ffs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 :clapper: ..............Now I'm beginning to understand why perhaps there seems to be a lot thl members who appear to be 'emotionally scarred'............................ They've been 'SCENTED' Being 'Scented' leaves you with both mental scars & a sore bottom more often than not.. I might be reading too much into this malt but surely you're not a repeat victim some people call it victim, others call it a paying customer Is he worth it? he'll get so deep your chest measurement will expand by 4 inches!!! The voice of experience Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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