greatwhitehunter 47 Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 home alone-i was busting one out in the bath ears under the water and my eyes closed GOING FOR GOLD! next minute something moved in the way of the light, opened my eyes to see my dad in f*king stiches laughing at me. i havent had a bath since.. i have showers instead could have been worse greatwhitefister your ole fella could be tugging like fook enjoy the shower i bet you are thinking about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 home alone-i was busting one out in the bath ears under the water and my eyes closed GOING FOR GOLD! next minute something moved in the way of the light, opened my eyes to see my dad in f*king stiches laughing at me. i havent had a bath since.. i have showers instead could have been worse greatwhitefister your ole fella could be tugging like fook enjoy the shower i bet you are thinking about it easy tiger it could be worse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 ai it can always be worse mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest joball Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Well mine was last week to be honest I aint that embarresed lol, I was running towards a fox while it was being retrieved and I needed a shit had a case of diharia but like I say better out than in haha, my mate thought it was hileriouse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 This kind of fits in with the theme although it wasn't me that was humiliated. When I lived with my ex wife and her kids (son of 17, daughter of 13), we had quite a big three storey house so it wasn't always possible to hear everything that was going on throughout the house. One day we noticed that her daughter suddenly started wanting to stay at home whenever we went anywhere, we sort of assumed it was cos she was a teenager so was embarrassed or whatever. But one day we went to go to the shop and she stayed at home as usual........only this time I'd forgotten my debit card so we had to go back. I went in and wasn't being particularly quiet or anything and as I got to the middle floor (card was in my slacks on the bedroom floor) I heard a wierd sound, couldn't quite work out what it was but as I went up the second set of stairs it was getting louder, went into the bedroom and the noise was coming from the en suite, went round the corner and there she was....her daughter friggin herself off with MY electric toothbrush!!!! Bizarrely (although not out of character at all!!!), my ex wife said it was my fault for not making it known that I was entering the room!!!! f'ck me that one is a nutcase! Can you imagine anything more mortifying for a 13 year old girl though??? she didn't come out of her room for about a week!!!! 13 yrs ffs are you some kind of paedo Nugget!!!!....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Cheesegrater....you are an absolute f*****g retard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Cheesegrater....you are an absolute f*****g retard! A very restrained reply there rob . I bet you could've thought of a few more descriptions too! Aint it strange how some people always want to read more into a story. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Cheesegrater....you are an absolute f*****g retard! A very restrained reply there rob . I bet you could've thought of a few more descriptions too! Aint it strange how some people always want to read more into a story. think it says more about his shitty little mind mote than anything else bud! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Cheesegrater....you are an absolute f*****g retard! A very restrained reply there rob . I bet you could've thought of a few more descriptions too! Aint it strange how some people always want to read more into a story. think it says more about his shitty little mind mote than anything else bud! Spot on rob. I don't see how anyone could see anything perverted in your post, so it makes you wonder what goes on in some people minds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leeview 791 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Had been out on a long, long day, long journey ferreting last year. It was really late when i got home, and by the time i had seen to all the livestock i just collapsed in bed. I had forgotten to set my alarm for a hospital appointment the next day and had overslept. It was a case of jumping out of bed into my clothes and straight out the door for the hours drive, no time for anything. It was a gynaecologist appointment but just a follow up from a previous one so no examination required. It was not my normal consultant but a young SHO, who did require an examination, i gave my excuses and had to quickly nip into the loo to give the old Mary a quick wash. Relieved that a bad situation had been quickly resolved i dis-robed my lower half, got onto the table knees bent, ankles together, legs akimbo. It was at this point i looked down and saw two, 4" greeny/brown bands of mud and sheep poo about boot neck height around each calf I started frantically mumbling excuses about ferreting, and trying to rub it off with my fingers. The doctor never said a word and the nurse just gave me one of those pitying, knowing smiles Are you sure he was a SHO? only one night while channel hopping I found an adult channel showing YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED XXXX and thats exactly what they were doing :laugh: Y.I.S Leeview Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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