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Even now, I won't go out anywhere without a shine on my shoes. I hate laziness and sloth. I walk like a fecking racehorse and I f*****g detest young guys who play war simulated games, when they could be joined up and out in Afghanistan shooting ragheads.

 

f**k IEDs I would absolute love a tour of Helmand with my old SLR and L115. I would f*****g just break every friggin long distance kill record standing.

 

If I was an unemployed young fella now, I know what I'd be doing!

 

 

Me to Simon.

 

As for Raghead theirs also Camel jockey, Hadji, Goat humpers, etc But in General Smelly, horrible,bomb making, ambushing terrorist Git's :censored: :censored: :censored:

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YOU FAILED TO MAINTAIN YOUR WEAPON SON!

 

Hahahah Daryl! I just spewed coffee all over me laptop looking at that! There's another of some bloody half brained tallybanny firing a cheap shit AK47 that blows up with a cartridge ignition in the magazine! He don't half get his hand twatted!

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Even now, I won't go out anywhere without a shine on my shoes. I hate laziness and sloth. I walk like a fecking racehorse and I f*****g detest young guys who play war simulated games, when they could be joined up and out in Afghanistan shooting ragheads.

 

f**k IEDs I would absolute love a tour of Helmand with my old SLR and L115. I would f*****g just break every friggin long distance kill record standing.

 

If I was an unemployed young fella now, I know what I'd be doing!

Well at the rate of our lads that are loosing their limbs you might still get the chance

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Even now, I won't go out anywhere without a shine on my shoes. I hate laziness and sloth. I walk like a fecking racehorse and I f*****g detest young guys who play war simulated games, when they could be joined up and out in Afghanistan shooting ragheads.

 

f**k IEDs I would absolute love a tour of Helmand with my old SLR and L115. I would f*****g just break every friggin long distance kill record standing.

 

If I was an unemployed young fella now, I know what I'd be doing!

Well at the rate of our lads that are loosing their limbs you might still get the chance

:icon_eek:
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Even now, I won't go out anywhere without a shine on my shoes. I hate laziness and sloth. I walk like a fecking racehorse and I f*****g detest young guys who play war simulated games, when they could be joined up and out in Afghanistan shooting ragheads.

 

f**k IEDs I would absolute love a tour of Helmand with my old SLR and L115. I would f*****g just break every friggin long distance kill record standing.

 

If I was an unemployed young fella now, I know what I'd be doing!

Well at the rate of our lads that are loosing their limbs you might still get the chance

:icon_eek:

Spit out what you have to say without silly emotions

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Even now, I won't go out anywhere without a shine on my shoes. I hate laziness and sloth. I walk like a fecking racehorse and I f*****g detest young guys who play war simulated games, when they could be joined up and out in Afghanistan shooting ragheads.

 

f**k IEDs I would absolute love a tour of Helmand with my old SLR and L115. I would f*****g just break every friggin long distance kill record standing.

 

If I was an unemployed young fella now, I know what I'd be doing!

Well at the rate of our lads that are loosing their limbs you might still get the chance

:icon_eek:

Spit out what you have to say without silly emotions

 

 

Does it really need spelling out ?...why spoil a good thread ???

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The word FELLA or F bomb is a derogartory term generally used by those above Sgt to chew out a young RE sapper in chatham etc. after a heavy night in the tap and Tin and turns up in clip for work the next day...Fella being an applicable term as the subjects name is unspeakable after such a heinous crime...N.B If said Spr Or Lcpl wears the blue badge of courage on his right arm then He is fully allowed to deliver a side right onto the chegwins forehead...unless Said Sgt is also an maroon eyed dealer of death

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The word FELLA or F bomb is a derogartory term generally used by those above Sgt to chew out a young RE sapper in chatham etc. after a heavy night in the tap and Tin and turns up in clip for work the next day...Fella being an applicable term as the subjects name is unspeakable after such a heinous crime...N.B If said Spr Or Lcpl wears the blue badge of courage on his right arm then He is fully allowed to deliver a side right onto the chegwins forehead...unless Said Sgt is also an maroon eyed dealer of death

 

He forgot to say "If you eat your dinner and drink your tea as if you have just spent 3 weeks walking in the sahara desert" in the original post! lol

Stiffy you Emperor

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The word FELLA or F bomb is a derogartory term generally used by those above Sgt to chew out a young RE sapper in chatham etc. after a heavy night in the tap and Tin and turns up in clip for work the next day...Fella being an applicable term as the subjects name is unspeakable after such a heinous crime...N.B If said Spr Or Lcpl wears the blue badge of courage on his right arm then He is fully allowed to deliver a side right onto the chegwins forehead...unless Said Sgt is also an maroon eyed dealer of death

 

Had many a night out in Chatham and Gillingham as a young Sapper, my favourite haunt being The Viscount.

 

Regarding the original post the bit about ''You have a slight mistrust of people who don’t drink brews'' That had me absolute howling with laughter!

 

Mikey.

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