inan 841 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 And i heard they got hold of all SS,s client details..so all you out there who ordered a slip lead off SS get ready for the knock SS is working for the Police, he is part of an elaborate sting operation , have nothing to do with him, they have" various" pending against him, he was promised immunity a new identity and life in LIbya .if he co-operated. Quote Link to post
mackem 26,329 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 New Labour were contemplating a zero-tolerance policy,fast-tracking sliplead owners through the justice system as quickly as possible with short-sharp-shock sentencing for first time owners,and longer spells of incarceration for repeat offenders,the offence has been categorised in order of severity with padded-webbing softex single slips carrying a lesser sentence than oiled-leather brass-fittings double Altcar slips. Quote Link to post
lurcher330 2,297 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Lads i think you are aload have them on the terriers ,i got stopped lamping with the terrier the other night and they didn't say anything about my sliplead Quote Link to post
mackem 26,329 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Ferret Harnesses.....Terrier-couplings.....Baler-twine......(and Nintendo Wii accessory packs)legislation is being drafted and finalised as we speak. Quote Link to post
troter58 1,711 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Ferret Harnesses.....Terrier-couplings.....Baler-twine......(and Nintendo Wii accessory packs)legislation is being drafted and finalised as we speak. are we still ok mate with blue rope atb Quote Link to post
mackem 26,329 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 blue rope Theres current debate on the technical legalities of blue polypropylene multi-plait,best hang fire before putting in any bulk-spool rope orders,maybe try cord,braid or a thinner twine?Either way the onis of proof is always going to be on you that its usage is non-slip related. Quote Link to post
BEARINATOR 2,867 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 The law took mine off me although I was trying to hang a immigrant with it at the time :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 im trying out knicker elastic at the minute if it works he will never be of the lead again 1 Quote Link to post
Guest FTBBTH Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 id better tell all of the pet shops by me which sell slip leds, theyd be looking at about 300 years with all the ones they own btw you can carry a slip lead anywhere and walk your dog anywhere with one Quote Link to post
BEARINATOR 2,867 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 id better tell all of the pet shops by me which sell slip leds, theyd be looking at about 300 years with all the ones they own :laugh: Quote Link to post
alan626 305 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 its now 500 euro fine if ur caught wit rope or phone charger wire load of bollox its a goverment money racket Quote Link to post
dytkos 17,784 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 I think the best thing to do would be to start an amnesty. Please send all your illegal slip leads to me please. Chers, D. Quote Link to post
chartpolski 23,467 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 I think the best thing to do would be to start an amnesty. Please send all your illegal slip leads to me please. Chers, D. Be careful what you want !! You'll be inundated with blue nylon rope and orange baler twine !! LOL !! Cheers. Quote Link to post
morton 5,368 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 At the beginning of April this year i was walking along with the dog on a slip, officer dibble drove by having a nosey,i knew he was going to turn round so released the mutt and threw the slip into a field,i carried on walking and plod duly arrived,they said they had seen the dog wearing a slip,i smugly asked what slip lead,search me,they gave me the mandatory strip search and finding no lead issued me with an £ fine for having the dog not under proper control in a public place,B****rds. 1 Quote Link to post
RossM 8,119 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 FFS!!! it's usually the spelling that gives the idiots away!! :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post
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