jacob 28 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 good un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sako.243 1 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Last summer when I was driving down the motorway heading to our holiday destinationI stopped at the motorway services to fill up with petrol and managed to spill some down the sleeve of my jumper. We carried on with our journey and 15 miles further down the motorway the wife lit up a fag,well the next thing I knew the arm of my jumper was up in flames. So there we were heading along the road at 65mph with both of us trying to beat the flames out on my jumper.Just when we'd manager to put them out a police car pulled us on to the hard shoulder Well after explaining to him what had happened the B D charged me,and you'll never guess what for . . . . . . . . . . . . , For being in possesion of a FIRE ARM Have to say mate i nipped into my local boozer for a quick pint after a mooch to day and had everyone going f*****g cracker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marty 8 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 cracker mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,005 Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I ONCE GOT ARRESTED FOR THROWING A SHEEP THROUGH A SHOP WINDOW...POLICE SAID I HAD CARRIED OUT A RAM RAID Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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reynardhunter 3 Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Last summer when I was driving down the motorway heading to our holiday destinationI stopped at the motorway services to fill up with petrol and managed to spill some down the sleeve of my jumper. We carried on with our journey and 15 miles further down the motorway the wife lit up a fag,well the next thing I knew the arm of my jumper was up in flames. So there we were heading along the road at 65mph with both of us trying to beat the flames out on my jumper.Just when we'd manager to put them out a police car pulled us on to the hard shoulder Well after explaining to him what had happened the B D charged me,and you'll never guess what for :cr . . . . . . . . . . , For being in possesion of a FIRE ARM Sad B*****rd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaun 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 (edited) Edited March 28, 2007 by shaun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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