tote 854 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Last summer when I was driving down the motorway heading to our holiday destination I stopped at the motorway services to fill up with petrol and managed to spill some down the sleeve of my jumper. We carried on with our journey and 15 miles further down the motorway the wife lit up a fag,well the next thing I knew the arm of my jumper was up in flames. So there we were heading along the road at 65mph with both of us trying to beat the flames out on my jumper.Just when we'd manager to put them out a police car pulled us on to the hard shoulder Well after explaining to him what had happened the B D charged me,and you'll never guess what for . . . . . . . . . . . . , For being in possesion of a FIRE ARM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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OldTrapCollector 377 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 The posts on this forum are probably as close as I will ever get to being an inmate in a lunatic asylum . . . Keep up the good work guys, you are making my belly ache with laughing OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Had me going Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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gaz 284 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Ya fecker tote,i nearly chocked to death on my porrige there !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Nice one ....you got me a gooden nearly choked on me toast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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