dave1372 83 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Some bloke broke into my house last night, and I fought him off with a vacuum cleaner. .....F*ck me, talk about Dyson with death. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 good man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spartan_ferret 6 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 ha what a sucker 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaunpauls7 131 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 How was the suction on the dyson ? did it pack a punch good on you bud atb shaun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 kinel dave,the wifes gonna kill you, you know them crackers are for christmas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 did you use the cyclonic chop or kick him in the ball Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Or more likely,, yeh broke the dyson trying to get it to suck yeh off, and now need an excuse for the missus for her broken hoover !!! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,301 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Nice 1 mate ,so he didn't get to clean ye out 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 :laugh: :laugh: Jesus lads keep them coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,301 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 :laugh: :laugh: Jesus lads keep them coming when he was hitting him,he told him to take it like a man and suck it up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 c**t was he at it before or did he have a clean slate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris k 205 Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Take it you cleaned his clock and ditched the body bagless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 ya stupid b*****d that was the window cleaner he cleans your windows 3 nights a week when your at work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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