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Seem to have touched a nerve. Being English is a great asset of mine along with my extremely good looks but if the only thing I dislike about Scotland is the people in it then I'm on a winner.

 

THE TROUBLE WITH SCOTLAND, IS IT'S FULL OF SCOTS.

 

Look, I've served in a Scottish regiment for 4 years, been afghan twice and served along side some of the best soldiers the army has to offer. My best mates are scottish, I'm getting married in Scotland IN A KILT and I'll continue to live in scotland until I'm 6 feet under. It's a great place, great people and te quality of life is better than south of the border. All this 'English are cnuts' is stupid because face to face I'm just the same

As you. You can't imagine how hard it is going through some of the toughest training around along with Scottish lads and being the only English guy there. You take some abuse but it's the fact that you can take it and stand up to the Scottish sense of humour which makes you one of them.

 

Don't be so bitter pal. It happened years ago and I'm sorry :thumbs:

 

Rake- I can get you a pair of then trainers? Better than them brown shoes you had on! You will feel young again an [bANNED TEXT] it innit blud

 

 

when ye spout shite like that and that doubled with the fact yer english its neither wonder the José Quitongo at tesco set clean aboot ye............ ;):tongue2:

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rap music what a crock of shit that is

whos richard, why hate him?

fcuker smoking in car with a baby in a car seat in the back

folk who carnt take a bit of banter..

 

 

says he that dissapeared for weeks and still greets when the piss is taken out him about the fact that he got found out for lying about pumping some burd!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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folk who carnt take a bit of banter..

 

 

says he that dissapeared for weeks and still greets when the piss is taken out him about the fact that he got found out for lying about pumping some burd!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

wanna sort this out man to man,name the place?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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men who pretend to be a bit gay to try to hide the fact that they are gay................................LAB FOR ONE

 

dont you try and rush him tb, he will come out when he's ready. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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folk who carnt take a bit of banter..

 

 

says he that dissapeared for weeks and still greets when the piss is taken out him about the fact that he got found out for lying about pumping some burd!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

wanna sort this out man to man,name the place?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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man to man?? re; post 183.... :thumbs::laugh::tongue2:

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my mrs came home doing her nut as someone told her i was going about date raping girls :blink: all over this joke i put on fb,now tell me this dont read as a joke ffs :censored: took a girl home from the pub last nigh and ended up falling asleep on the sofa... must have drunk her drink by mistake

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People who drive way below the speed limit and hold all the traffic up.

People who dont backfill after a dig.

antis

Vegans

Bullies

Nosey neighbours/busy bodies,curtain twitchers.

People who move to the country then start trying to change how we do things here.

The father inlaw

People who say "thats just the sort of dog Im after shame hes so far away"

People who post stuff saying "pre-ban :whistling: "

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Bad manners and general rudeness

 

Liars

 

Poor personal hygeine, some people have an aversion to showers and toothpaste

 

Dads (loose term) who should never had been given the ability to have children who can't step up and take responsibility, both financially and emotionally for their children, most can afford a good lifestyle, car, social life but never have the money or time to care for their children

 

Interfering busybodies who have no spine to discuss a problem face to face but will happily chirp like a canary behind your back

 

That big brother shit

 

People who will happily eat processed mass produced shit yet are disgusted at the thought of eating game or anything different

 

Selfish cnuts

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Football.

Wetherspoons.

UK Top 40 music. Lady gaga, nicki manaj, tinie tempah, all that rubbish!

The arrogence people seem to develop after joining the armed forces.

Rubbish TV. X-Factor, Big brother, all the rubbish!

 

There's a lot more that i will add when they come to mind..

 

Richard

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people who use their children as weapons when a marriage/relationship end's, c**ts of the highest order.

 

people that cant laugh at themselves

 

people who have no problem f*****g over their significant other/friends/ family

 

people who have the strongest opinions about thing's they know f**k all about

 

justin beiber

 

dog theives

 

bullies

 

people who make assumptions

 

people who talk to you when your up but when your down they got nothing to say

 

jedward

 

x factor/big brother/any other piece of shit reality t.v show, and the chavy b*****ds that want to be on them.

 

justin beilber

 

people who cant see in the grand scheme of thing's that their live's mean f**k all, they go through their whole life thinking that they are significant in some way.

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