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stayed round some blokes with riff raff and lurcher 1... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lurcher 1 fucks of up stares pulls his dick out at the top of the stares and pissers every were lol right puddle at the botten of them stares they was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: then he fucks of and jumps in there bed for the night :laugh: you should of seen his face the next day :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: i knew that come up :icon_redface: :icon_redface: a long time ago tho im a good boy now :angel:

Away ye go....i bet sweden is fecking reeking of piss at the minute..... :laugh:

mate it was funny as f**k lol i wont tellyou about the vid what was takin :laugh:

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some funny ones here,the best one i can remember would be getting smashed and shaggin some goth bird then being sick in her bed and getting kicked out of her house by her brother at about 4am half nak

stayed round some blokes with riff raff and lurcher 1... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lurcher 1 fucks of up stares pulls his dick out at the top of the stares and pissers every were lol right puddle at the botten of them stares they was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: then he fucks of and jumps in there bed for the night :laugh: you should of seen his face the next day :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: i knew that come up :icon_redface: :icon_redface: a long time ago tho im a good boy now :angel:

Away ye go....i bet sweden is fecking reeking of piss at the minute..... :laugh:

mate it was funny as f**k lol i wont tellyou about the vid what was takin :laugh:

I remember you talking about it on here. Wasn't the guy that owned the house abit of a nut case and L1's bumhole was going a bit....... :laugh:

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stayed round some blokes with riff raff and lurcher 1... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lurcher 1 fucks of up stares pulls his dick out at the top of the stares and pissers every were lol right puddle at the botten of them stares they was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: then he fucks of and jumps in there bed for the night :laugh: you should of seen his face the next day :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: i knew that come up :icon_redface: :icon_redface: a long time ago tho im a good boy now :angel:

Away ye go....i bet sweden is fecking reeking of piss at the minute..... :laugh:

mate it was funny as f**k lol i wont tellyou about the vid what was takin :laugh:

lol tell him i got no shame in that one!!!!!!!!!!!

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stayed round some blokes with riff raff and lurcher 1... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lurcher 1 fucks of up stares pulls his dick out at the top of the stares and pissers every were lol right puddle at the botten of them stares they was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: then he fucks of and jumps in there bed for the night :laugh: you should of seen his face the next day :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: i knew that come up :icon_redface: :icon_redface: a long time ago tho im a good boy now :angel:

Away ye go....i bet sweden is fecking reeking of piss at the minute..... :laugh:

mate it was funny as f**k lol i wont tellyou about the vid what was takin :laugh:

I remember you talking about it on here. Wasn't the guy that owned the house abit of a nut case and L1's bumhole was going a bit....... :laugh:

yep im lucky to still be alive after that one mate :doh:

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stayed round some blokes with riff raff and lurcher 1... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lurcher 1 fucks of up stares pulls his dick out at the top of the stares and pissers every were lol right puddle at the botten of them stares they was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: then he fucks of and jumps in there bed for the night :laugh: you should of seen his face the next day :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: i knew that come up :icon_redface: :icon_redface: a long time ago tho im a good boy now :angel:

Away ye go....i bet sweden is fecking reeking of piss at the minute..... :laugh:

mate it was funny as f**k lol i wont tellyou about the vid what was takin :laugh:

lol tell him i got no shame in that one!!!!!!!!!!!

lol as he was a sleep the bird had her tit in his mouth and he was sucking it in his sleep like a little baby ,ffs :laugh:

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stayed round some blokes with riff raff and lurcher 1... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lurcher 1 fucks of up stares pulls his dick out at the top of the stares and pissers every were lol right puddle at the botten of them stares they was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: then he fucks of and jumps in there bed for the night :laugh: you should of seen his face the next day :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: i knew that come up :icon_redface: :icon_redface: a long time ago tho im a good boy now :angel:

Away ye go....i bet sweden is fecking reeking of piss at the minute..... :laugh:

mate it was funny as f**k lol i wont tellyou about the vid what was takin :laugh:

lol tell him i got no shame in that one!!!!!!!!!!!

lol as he was a sleep the bird had her tit in his mouth and he was sucking it in his sleep like a little baby ,ffs :laugh:

:icon_eek: ....i'd have been straight to f*****g sleep then.....

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stayed round some blokes with riff raff and lurcher 1... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lurcher 1 fucks of up stares pulls his dick out at the top of the stares and pissers every were lol right puddle at the botten of them stares they was :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: then he fucks of and jumps in there bed for the night :laugh: you should of seen his face the next day :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: i knew that come up :icon_redface: :icon_redface: a long time ago tho im a good boy now :angel:

Away ye go....i bet sweden is fecking reeking of piss at the minute..... :laugh:

mate it was funny as f**k lol i wont tellyou about the vid what was takin :laugh:

lol tell him i got no shame in that one!!!!!!!!!!!

lol as he was a sleep the bird had her tit in his mouth and he was sucking it in his sleep like a little baby ,ffs :laugh:

it was worth every second mate!!!! :laugh:

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funny realy as when me and judge stayed at labs place judge popped his little feller in labs gob as he was sleeping but the way lab was sucking it am sure he was just pretending bein a sleep, :bad:

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funny realy as when me and judge stayed at labs place judge popped his little feller in labs gob as he was sleeping but the way lab was sucking it am sure he was just pretending bein a sleep, :bad:

ps pre ban

18 plus or what ever you have to put now days :D

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funny realy as when me and judge stayed at labs place judge popped his little feller in labs gob as he was sleeping but the way lab was sucking it am sure he was just pretending bein a sleep, :bad:

ps pre ban

18 plus or what ever you have to put now days :D

:laugh: :laugh:

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came home pissed one night, stripped off andd climbed into bed, banging on a piss but couldnt be arsed to go to the toilet (next door) so stood up on bed opened window andd tried to pee out it...... only it was blowing a gale and i ended up spraying myself, the bed and the missus in warm piss, talk about pissing in the wind

 

went out commando one night and sharted, took jeans off wee skoosh of soap on the offending area rub the gether a rinse and under the hand dryer, thhe looks i got as i was stood there bollock naked from the waist down saying hello to every one who walked in the toilet.......

 

started a riot with the looky looky men in tenerife, asked if the sold lighters and when he showed me i lit a cigar and said jog on, he returned with about forty mob hannded while me and my mates were in mcdonalds, started fighting in mcdonalds, chairs through windows followed by the blacks next thing i felt my eyes burning the police were lobbing c.s gas canisters in, i just legged it

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