RossM 8,115 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 sort of hijacked another thread so rather than branching off from the original post, i'll start a thread, what sort of ridiculous things have you done when pissed? i have taken home a hedgehog woke up with a kitchen sink at the bottom of my bed broken into a posh hotel after skinny dipping in the fountain out the front of it scored an invisable 40yrd volley at easter road at 4 in the morning many more and i'll add them as i remember. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Went hedge hopping an destroyed my neighbours fence & patio furniture. Went hedge hopping and jumped a hedge that was on the top of a bank with a steep 8ft drop the other side.. Ripped a road sign out the ground and carried it home.. Got in my ferret court with the ferrets, took a patio chair in, gave them a road kill pheasant and fell asleep.. That's the only ones I can remember off hand and prepared to admit in public.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 got married 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 (edited) vomited in the large bottle i keep my spare change in took off all my clothes as i walked home, woke up in bed with just my underwear and my housekeys snogged a dwarf in kentish town brought a stray rottweiler home moved all the garden knomes out of one garden and put them into the next. trolley races down the main st at 2 or 3 am xmas day repeatedly stole the clip on ties belonging to bouncers in my old local pub Edited October 16, 2011 by Carraghs Gem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 sort of hijacked another thread so rather than branching off from the original post, i'll start a thread, what sort of ridiculous things have you done when pissed? i have taken home a hedgehog woke up with a kitchen sink at the bottom of my bed broken into a posh hotel after skinny dipping in the fountain out the front of it scored an invisable 40yrd volley at easter road at 4 in the morning many more and i'll add them as i remember. Pumped yer bird!!!.......f****d if am getting that drunk ever ever again... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaunpauls7 131 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 slept in the kennel with the mutts. streaked through my mates scheme in a pair of rigger boots as well as playing on the trampoline. Done so much stupid stuff atb shaun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Bought a car on ebay.....from down south so had to take a train for 4 hours the next day to go and get it....and then picked the mrs up from work and made out I'd got it as a surprise....she wasn't convinced! pissed all over my fishing photos ruining the lot. ate raw burger...ate prawns that were a week out of date. puked on my pillow then slept on it so it was all dried in my hair the next day. got a curry but instead of waiting til i got home ate it with my fingers while walking back and arrived home covered in it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 got married +1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,115 Posted October 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Bought a car on ebay.....from down south so had to take a train for 4 hours the next day to go and get it....and then picked the mrs up from work and made out I'd got it as a surprise....she wasn't convinced! pissed all over my fishing photos ruining the lot. ate raw burger...ate prawns that were a week out of date. puked on my pillow then slept on it so it was all dried in my hair the next day. got a curry but instead of waiting til i got home ate it with my fingers while walking back and arrived home covered in it. i once got a single fish and a rump steak, wanted to eat the rump steak so i got the fishfolded it up and stuck it in my back pocket so i could eat the steak...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Bought a car on ebay.....from down south so had to take a train for 4 hours the next day to go and get it....and then picked the mrs up from work and made out I'd got it as a surprise....she wasn't convinced! pissed all over my fishing photos ruining the lot. ate raw burger...ate prawns that were a week out of date. puked on my pillow then slept on it so it was all dried in my hair the next day. got a curry but instead of waiting til i got home ate it with my fingers while walking back and arrived home covered in it. i once got a single fish and a rump steak, wanted to eat the rump steak so i got the fishfolded it up and stuck it in my back pocket so i could eat the steak...... classic!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Bought a car on ebay.....from down south so had to take a train for 4 hours the next day to go and get it....and then picked the mrs up from work and made out I'd got it as a surprise....she wasn't convinced! pissed all over my fishing photos ruining the lot. ate raw burger...ate prawns that were a week out of date. puked on my pillow then slept on it so it was all dried in my hair the next day. got a curry but instead of waiting til i got home ate it with my fingers while walking back and arrived home covered in it. i thought you had your head screwed on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 probably conceived my kids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Oh god. . . . too many. Ended up in another country. . . . a few times. The memorable ones being Czech Republic and Holland. Broke into the commonwealth swimming pool (in Barcelona i think) with a girl and decided on a bit of high board diving. Stole every road sign i could in a town and then re-distibuted them, creating my own unique traffic system. Stole a sofa from a house party and then numerous crates of milk and bread from shops and ended up setting up 'home' on the meadows in edinburgh. Tried to 'storm' Edinburgh castle. Slept with my lesbian next door neighbour. Slept in various places outside, on various park benches, streets, town squares. Got arrested for trying to incite a riot. Stole a sheep and released it in a mates back garden in town (waiting for the welsh jokes) Kidnapped a koala bear (well a woman dressed as one trying to hand out flyers for walk about). Broke into a lot of abandoned buildings. Invited the entire contents of various clubs / raves back to my place for a party / breakfast, etc. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Oh god. . . . too many. Ended up in another country. . . . a few times. The memorable ones being Czech Republic and Holland. Broke into the commonwealth swimming pool (in Barcelona i think) with a girl and decided on a bit of high board diving. Stole every road sign i could in a town and then re-distibuted them, creating my own unique traffic system. Stole a sofa from a house party and then numerous crates of milk and bread from shops and ended up setting up 'home' on the meadows in edinburgh. Tried to 'storm' Edinburgh castle. Slept with my lesbian next door neighbour. Slept in various places outside, on various park benches, streets, town squares. Got arrested for trying to incite a riot. Stole a sheep and released it in a mates back garden in town (waiting for the welsh jokes) Kidnapped a koala bear (well a woman dressed as one trying to hand out flyers for walk about). Broke into a lot of abandoned buildings. Invited the entire contents of various clubs / raves back to my place for a party / breakfast, etc. you missed! yanking your trakkies down and pulling the head off it!!! sorry, i've stopped smoking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,115 Posted October 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 for sale signs, traffic cones, road signs stuff like that, all taken home with me, woke up with many an ugly bird, never went to bed with an ugly one though! got asked to get of a night bus for being rowdy, i politely declined and the driver stopped at a police station when he got out to go outside i sat against the doors so they couldnt get on, slept in a hedge, slept under a hedge, put a whole chicken in the oven packaging and all, they coming back to me now, andmy missus is now looking at me in disgust!! :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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