Simoman 110 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Lucky? if you would of lost it you could of got a decent one PMSL............... Simo......did your mobile maybe cradle in the big fat arse print on the bonnet?........... Fat!!!!!! Can tell you have never met me, i chiselled from granite ffs...................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Lucky? if you would of lost it you could of got a decent one PMSL............... Simo......did your mobile maybe cradle in the big fat arse print on the bonnet?........... Fat!!!!!! Can tell you have never met me, i chiselled from granite ffs...................... I've seen the pictures............More like Gravy than Granite..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Im made from piano wire and catgut with the face of a god, as any female member who knows me will testify............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Im made from piano wire and catgut with the face of a god, as any female member who knows me will testify............ .........against me in court.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Im made from piano wire and catgut with the face of a god, as any female member who knows me will testify............ I was enjoying reading these insults, but 'piano wire and catgut'! FFS, all I can picture now is someone who looks like a length of knotted fishing line . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,174 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Fat!!!!!! Can tell you have never met me, i chiselled from granite ffs...................... :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 in all fairness i've lost more off the top of the van!!! and that's been tide on Reaching them Jack? so true Simone, i do struggle at times 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 in all fairness i've lost more off the top of the van!!! and that's been tide on You want to start practising your knots Jacko... it was an emergency stop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Fat!!!!!! Can tell you have never met me, i chiselled from granite ffs...................... :whistling: Last time i let you soil my spare bed................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,297 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I left me bellman box on the front of the van 1 day ,copped it driving home down a motor way ,nearly caused a fcuking pile up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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