brog 670 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 your so ugly you could grin a rat to death at 100 yards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 your the only person i no goes trick and treating with no mask on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brog 670 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 if you phone work and tell your boss your sick and he says how sick say im f*****g my sister...........you dont get much sicker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 If beauty is skin deep,then you must be inside out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Take a joke......your mother had to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "does your mom know your out scaring people this late at night?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,153 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Your so goofy you could peel an orange through a letter box. You got a face like a blind cobblers thumb you look like 10 pound of shit squeezed into a 5 pound bag you got a body like a land slide Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,153 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 body of bay watch face off crime watch You look like someone set fire to your face and put it out with a shovel When you fell out of the ugly tree you must have hit every branch on the way down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 (edited) Your bird is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang....... Edited October 7, 2011 by Wullz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 You were so ugly when you were born that the midwife slapped your mother..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "She's not bad from the back......................aye way f*****g back!!" If sme one calls you fat just reply......"Of course am fat, everytime i shag yer mum she makes me a sandwich!!" "i was exited as a blind poof in a hotdog factory!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,599 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 youve got more teeth than my grandads favourite saw :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,153 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 You've got teeth like a row of bombed houses. She was so fat I'd lay on top, slap the side and ride the ripples. The best bit of you ran down your mothers leg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 She's rough. Got a face bag of smashed crabs... Too dull to chuck bricks at.. Wouldn't know which way a lift was going if you had two guesses.. Only wears a hat so he knows which end to fecking wipe.. Next time the Dr tells you to exercise with dumbbells, go take a walk with your mum and sister.. That rough, even the tide won't take her out.. The first time I ever met her, I saw her shadow as she walked toward me I thought, "Feck me, there's a mob coming after us!" Go take your face for a shite... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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