nighteyes 275 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 your that ugly your mum must of fed you with a catapult Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 you couldnt pour piss out of a boot........with the instructions written on the heel 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brog 670 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 your mothers so fat,when i slept with her lastnight i had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot i am still rolling yours never knew you where into asian women? :D :D has she got a pulse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 'Lend us yer face... I'm goin rattin'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 when god was giving out brains,i thought he said trains so asked for a slow one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brog 670 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 are they your teeth or you wearing them in for shurgar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) You've got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Edit to add.... Or bleach off a nettle, if it's polite company Edited October 6, 2011 by andyfr1968 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 you was so ugly when you were a baby your mum said what a treasure and your dad said yea lets bury it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 teeth like a burnt fence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 The last time I seen a mouth like yours I was taking a hook out of it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junior 267 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 your mothers so fat,when i slept with her lastnight i had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot i am still rolling yours never knew you where into asian women? :D :D has she got a pulse no but she has a cock lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 you were that ugly when you were a baby you didnt get a birth certificate you got appolgie letting from durex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 you have teeth like a donkey chewing on a stable gate :D :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brog 670 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 your mothers so fat,when i slept with her lastnight i had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot i am still rolling yours never knew you where into asian women? :D :D has she got a pulse no but she has a cock lol shes had more than 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted October 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 you mouth that goofy you can eat a apple from a tennis racket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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