just jack 998 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Well the pizza lacked grease and the chips were very very dry. Can I have my money back?? wee jock Mc Poo Plop money is virtual Lab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,382 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 im off to the virtual coffee shop now I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? virtually the hairyest thing Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys...... Oh I feel sick, I knew there was something hidden amongst the hair but that......really.......... I've just virtually thrown up my deep fried halal tikka balti donner kebab...... Mackem you've virtually ruined my life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 watch kay christian.check her bag at night when she leaves,she will steal your pans lol belt up I have my eye on a set of fish knives..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 If you'll do virtual Mexican too then you've got me as a virtual customer Funny you should say that,but I virtually just cooked a load of Old El Paso Tacos,its a cutthroat world the old fast food trade christian. Right, that's me in Any chance of virtual credit?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,395 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Mackem you've virtually ruined my life I really am virtually sorry............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,395 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Any chance of virtual credit?? Dont ask as a virtuall refusal often virtually offends. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Well the pizza lacked grease and the chips were very very dry. Can I have my money back?? I still want it back...... I'm not paying for that garbage. I was able to pick the whole pizza up at one point without the grease running down to elbow. Maybe ill just open a virtual one up here 'in' Scotland and do it properly.wee jock Mc Poo Plop money is virtual Lab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 but i got told it smells virtually Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Feck off thats not my fish thats smelly minges I can vouch for that Desires virtually stunk to high heaven, and it was virtually the hairyest thing I've ever seen Give Jack a shout, he's good with virtual bush trimming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 im off to the virtual coffee shop now I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? virtually the hairyest thing Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys...... why thank you sir,kush it is then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,395 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 why thank you sir,kush it is then Expecting a virtual delivery of Manali Cream for special customers.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 but i got told it smells virtually Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Feck off thats not my fish thats smelly minges I can vouch for that Desires virtually stunk to high heaven, and it was virtually the hairyest thing I've ever seen Give Jack a shout, he's good with virtual bush trimming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,382 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 I only wanted fish and chips and I end up divorced with an itchy cock, an arse like a blood orange, questioning my sexuality and dodging virtual bullets in this crazy virtual town........ Thank you and good night.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,266 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Do you do virtual battered sausage? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 This is virtually a load of f*****g sh1te. Christian Your FIRED! FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 i've just spotted mice in the chip shop, you dirty b*****d. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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