Lab 10,979 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 After winchin Judges mum for a few years she said to me "You dont really love me do you, if you did you'd have my name tattooed on your arm!!!" I said "What the f**k for......i've got a boil on my arse thats the f*****g spitting image off you!!!...................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 soak pliers in detol, then squeeze it pliers??? f'ckin hell, no messin about! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Your a drain on the NHS judge with all your ailments STD's etc. Just like your Paki boss. Stop being a bitch and deal with it yourself. And stop putting pics up of my mum, the light was terrible in that photo. FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Booked in at the doctor.....jesus christ. Get Malt up wi the sheep shears( clean them first ffs ) and get the b*****d thing whipped off........stop f*****g about like a little girl!!!.. when judge phoned the docs and said he wants his little boil squeezed they told him they don't offer sexual services .........16+ (because it doesn't involve penetration) I'd say it was an 18+......everytime judge visits the doctor(atleast once a week) he insists on a finger up the bum. He's a worrier on that old prostate................. you don't have talk alot about lads been gay on here mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Your a drain on the NHS judge with all your ailments STD's etc. Just like your Paki boss. Stop being a bitch and deal with it yourself. And stop putting pics up of my mum, the light was terrible in that photo. FTB :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 Your a drain on the NHS judge with all your ailments STD's etc. Just like your Paki boss. Stop being a bitch and deal with it yourself. And stop putting pics up of my mum, the light was terrible in that photo. FTB only cos she was blocking out the sun! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 After winchin Judges mum for a few years she said to me "You dont really love me do you, if you did you'd have my name tattooed on your arm!!!" I said "What the f**k for......i've got a boil on my arse thats the f*****g spitting image off you!!!...................... off your head pal :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superfurryanimal 91 Posted October 4, 2011 Report Share Posted October 4, 2011 draw a face on it and pretend it's your siameese twin ! a.t.b sfa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Richie10 345 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Will the Dr let you film it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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