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yeah start having a f'ckin wash!

Judge....that's your head!

self inflicted golden showers aren't counted, get some soap!

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I bet its a cyst as has already been said, go and have it cut out, doesn't hurt I can vouch for that, no more than a cut off a barb wire fence will hurt you.

booked in friday next time i'm off work. :thumbs:

 

 

Whens that 2014?

I heard Mr Patel has you working in the corner shop 7 days a week.

 

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have to keep you and you mum in pri-mark gear some how

18 +............

 

she does that by fluffing for ron jeremy......he prefers birds that have no teeth :thumbs:

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I would have thought a disinfected scalpel would probably be better as would leave a clean but bigger cut for all the pus to come out of, with a needle you will be there squeezing for ages and i would have thought would risk it getting infected. I would put ice on the area before hand may help with numbing it. and have loads of savlon /dettol or similar on hand aswell

is there anyway of doing something without using sharps?

yeah start having a f'ckin wash! :laugh:

lol shower twice a day you c**t. :laugh:

self inflicted golden showers aren't counted, get some soap!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: top banter lads!!!

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FTB's mum (on one of her better days) posing on his webcam for the THL.

looks like she's lost a bit :hmm:

yeah only because she couldn't afford to eat, DSS stopped her gyro when they found out she's been on the game. :thumbs:

she should watch that, it can't be healthy for a human to live purely from the protein in baby gravy, she can't afford to lose any more teeth....hair yes, she has PLENTY of that to lose, but not teeth.

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Booked in at the doctor.....jesus christ. Get Malt up wi the sheep shears( clean them first ffs :icon_eek: ) and get the b*****d thing whipped off........stop f*****g about like a little girl!!!.. :D

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Booked in at the doctor.....jesus christ. Get Malt up wi the sheep shears( clean them first ffs :icon_eek: ) and get the b*****d thing whipped off........stop f*****g about like a little girl!!!.. :D

when judge phoned the docs and said he wants his little boil squeezed they told him they don't offer sexual services :laugh:

 

.........16+ (because it doesn't involve penetration)

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Booked in at the doctor.....jesus christ. Get Malt up wi the sheep shears( clean them first ffs :icon_eek: ) and get the b*****d thing whipped off........stop f*****g about like a little girl!!!.. :D

when judge phoned the docs and said he wants his little boil squeezed they told him they don't offer sexual services :laugh:

 

.........16+ (because it doesn't involve penetration)

I'd say it was an 18+......everytime judge visits the doctor(atleast once a week) he insists on a finger up the bum. He's a worrier on that old prostate................. :whistling:

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