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i know of that club in stockholm, i have a few friends over there, but i've never been. there's a fair bit of moneyed totty in that club apparently. where as the New Pig & Whistle, well... i have a mate in Newcastle, and he reckons that place is a right dive!

the one problem with hot swedish birds, is that they don't stay like that forever... after about 30/35, they don't half look "lived-in". it's like polish & russian birds, you see stunning young ones, but all the old ones are tubby things in headscarves...

 

 

Get real Ossie :laugh:

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i know of that club in stockholm, i have a few friends over there, but i've never been. there's a fair bit of moneyed totty in that club apparently. where as the New Pig & Whistle, well... i have a mate in Newcastle, and he reckons that place is a right dive!

the one problem with hot swedish birds, is that they don't stay like that forever... after about 30/35, they don't half look "lived-in". it's like polish & russian birds, you see stunning young ones, but all the old ones are tubby things in headscarves...

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rather have an older swedish bird then one of them f****n horrors.me terrier has just looked at the computer and started howling. :clapper:

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Sorry to rub it in guys but not only has it been 32 here every day since I arrived but the woman here are not far behind those Swedish girls, and that's just the ones I've seen in the street :icon_eek::yahoo:

Oh and Ossie British women age so well don't they :whistle:

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That bottom lot are so ugly they would have to put bags on there heads for there vibrators to work :yes::yes:

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::drink:

 

if you pull one of the bottom ones you will need two paper bags. one for her and one for you in case hers blows off. hence the saying . she is a double bagger :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

nice one Eamon now where are the irish ann scotish and welsh hogs :icon_eek:

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:blink: Lets be honest now lads, them Swedes look very high maintanence to me, who can afford one of them things :hmm: .

 

Now when you get to pig city, them birds will gargle before swallowing and think your posh if you get chicken from the chip shop ;) Probably won't mind you having a go on they're mates either ( not that you would want to mind ) :sick:

 

Use your loaf lads, set your standards so low that you can't fail to achieve them, you know it makes sence :drink::drink:

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