boyo 1,398 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 if my granny had balls she would be my grancha . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Your style is unorthodox, but effective. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 "This is the sort of english up with which I shall not put". W Churchill c1925. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 'It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul' Henley. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner123 103 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 "He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 If you fall over and break your leg, dont you come running to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner123 103 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind'll blow the hare in your face Find blind man on nude beach, not hard Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent Man who kisses girls behind, gets crack in face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 "Twll dyn pob Sais..." Man hole all Englishmen ????????? :hmm: eh ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 "Twll dyn pob Sais..." Man hole all Englishmen ????????? :hmm: eh ? That one always gets lost in translation... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner123 103 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Im sure Malts quote is stipulating that "all the english are assholes" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Im sure Malts quote is stipulating that "all the english are assholes" Yes but I meant it in a good way... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,588 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 put your face tidy or you will stay like that.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner123 103 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 @Malt I see said the blind man LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 he did bolt i swear ,he would find him if he was still in there lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theferreter 311 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 here for a good time not a long one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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