judge2010 196 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Who has ever hired a good mate to help them at work? I hired one of my pals to labour for me and I really wish i got somebody else to help me, all he's done is take some wallpaper off the walls and took two radiators off the wall (which took him 1 hour!!!!) I asked him to clean my buckets out so i could get a mix on all he did was empty the plaster out! NEVER AGAIN!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Yip i did this year on the rearing field. Its Tramp1 of here and he made life a hell of alot easier than last. I thought Mondays might have been an issue.. but he never let me down. Only downfall is he's a hun and smokes like a chimney so fag breaks are every 5 mins...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 i thought you liked a "fag" lab? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 i was planning on having an early finish tomorrow heading straight to the boozer as were in student vill and the fanny is eye poppinly great but looks like a late finish when he asked why i said because you've done f**k all! He thought i was messing about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! who you kidding darling? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! who you kidding darling? Shut up flower.......we all know you couldn't sort out your problem last week wi the Patel family... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! My ex mate wasn't sent on his way with severance pay and a hamper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! who you kidding darling? Shut up flower.......we all know you couldn't sort out your problem last week wi the Patel family... Really? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! who you kidding darling? Shut up flower.......we all know you couldn't sort out your problem last week wi the Patel family... Really? "Please please Mr Judge, you work no good, no good!!....now you take half money and go from my house please."............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,983 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Took a mate once, he was chasing out Walls with hammer and bolster after the grinder. Within an hour he had blisters the size of golf balls on his hands and then at lunch he layed down infront of everyone on site and went to sleep the c**t!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Years ago my old man took on one of my best mates, he was a lazy work shy theiving wanker and we parted company as friends shortly after he was sacked............ That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! who you kidding darling? Shut up flower.......we all know you couldn't sort out your problem last week wi the Patel family... Really? "Please please Mr Judge, you work no good, no good!!....now you take half money and go from my house please."............. sssshhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hob&Jill 258 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 I have done with a few mates just the odd day here and there and most have been spot on but a couple I have seen a different side to i.e. lazy c**t lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 i gave bogger a days work and the mardy b*****d moaned about ants in his van :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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