Born Hunter 17,762 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 I had to cull a litter of feral farm kittens this year and it aint no nice job. Some were homed on farms but what was left had to go. It aint a nice job! I didnt see it any different to a litter of fox cubs, just a distastefull job that needed doing. Good on ya for not shooting them if you dont have to I say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 just watch it doesn't get paw prints on your frock! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When I was a nipper, before I grew a sense of right and wrong.....(ahem).....I gave my auld aunties big white cat smelling salts as it lay sleepin...she had been a nurse and this stuff blew yer heed off, must have been industrial strength.....seriously like someone ramming a column of cold air up through your brain.....well, this cat took a right good snort of the stuff, shot up in the air makin an unearthly noise, came down running and did the wall of death right round the living room and came to stop under the table looking like a white brush......I was howlin, nearly keeched masel....my auld auntie (rip) was a big unit and she kicked the keech out of me, didnt bother me though, I was still laughing. What a horrible little fekker I was.....dont even ask about bangers...or clothes ropes.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When I was a nipper, before I grew a sense of right and wrong.....(ahem).....I gave my auld aunties big white cat smelling salts as it lay sleepin...she had been a nurse and this stuff blew yer heed off, must have been industrial strength.....seriously like someone ramming a column of cold air up through your brain.....well, this cat took a right good snort of the stuff, shot up in the air makin an unearthly noise, came down running and did the wall of death right round the living room and came to stop under the table looking like a white brush......I was howlin, nearly keeched masel....my auld auntie (rip) was a big unit and she kicked the keech out of me, didnt bother me though, I was still laughing. What a horrible little fekker I was.....dont even ask about bangers...or clothes ropes.... Not heard that word in years! FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When I was a nipper, before I grew a sense of right and wrong.....(ahem).....I gave my auld aunties big white cat smelling salts as it lay sleepin...she had been a nurse and this stuff blew yer heed off, must have been industrial strength.....seriously like someone ramming a column of cold air up through your brain.....well, this cat took a right good snort of the stuff, shot up in the air makin an unearthly noise, came down running and did the wall of death right round the living room and came to stop under the table looking like a white brush......I was howlin, nearly keeched masel....my auld auntie (rip) was a big unit and she kicked the keech out of me, didnt bother me though, I was still laughing. What a horrible little fekker I was.....dont even ask about bangers...or clothes ropes.... Not heard that word in years! FTB what the hell does that mean??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When I was a nipper, before I grew a sense of right and wrong.....(ahem).....I gave my auld aunties big white cat smelling salts as it lay sleepin...she had been a nurse and this stuff blew yer heed off, must have been industrial strength.....seriously like someone ramming a column of cold air up through your brain.....well, this cat took a right good snort of the stuff, shot up in the air makin an unearthly noise, came down running and did the wall of death right round the living room and came to stop under the table looking like a white brush......I was howlin, nearly keeched masel....my auld auntie (rip) was a big unit and she kicked the keech out of me, didnt bother me though, I was still laughing. What a horrible little fekker I was.....dont even ask about bangers...or clothes ropes.... Not heard that word in years! FTB what the hell does that mean??? Polite terminology Rob.................."Shat myself"........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 well done cat-tastic just don't touch it (inappropriately) again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When I was a nipper, before I grew a sense of right and wrong.....(ahem).....I gave my auld aunties big white cat smelling salts as it lay sleepin...she had been a nurse and this stuff blew yer heed off, must have been industrial strength.....seriously like someone ramming a column of cold air up through your brain.....well, this cat took a right good snort of the stuff, shot up in the air makin an unearthly noise, came down running and did the wall of death right round the living room and came to stop under the table looking like a white brush......I was howlin, nearly keeched masel....my auld auntie (rip) was a big unit and she kicked the keech out of me, didnt bother me though, I was still laughing. What a horrible little fekker I was.....dont even ask about bangers...or clothes ropes.... Not heard that word in years! FTB what the hell does that mean??? Polite terminology Rob.................."Shat myself"........ ahh, you scots don't make it easy for the rest of the world to know what you're on about!!! I was to a corner shop in Falkirk once and as I walked in I noticed an Asian woman working behind the til so assumed she'd be the one person in the town I could actually understand.....she had the broadest Scottish accent I've ever heard in my life!!!!! I understood about 5% of what she was saying!! A Scottish Asian person, I would put money on her being the tightest person on the planet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When I was a nipper, before I grew a sense of right and wrong.....(ahem).....I gave my auld aunties big white cat smelling salts as it lay sleepin...she had been a nurse and this stuff blew yer heed off, must have been industrial strength.....seriously like someone ramming a column of cold air up through your brain.....well, this cat took a right good snort of the stuff, shot up in the air makin an unearthly noise, came down running and did the wall of death right round the living room and came to stop under the table looking like a white brush......I was howlin, nearly keeched masel....my auld auntie (rip) was a big unit and she kicked the keech out of me, didnt bother me though, I was still laughing. What a horrible little fekker I was.....dont even ask about bangers...or clothes ropes.... Not heard that word in years! FTB what the hell does that mean??? Polite terminology Rob.................."Shat myself"........ ahh, you scots don't make it easy for the rest of the world to know what you're on about!!! I was to a corner shop in Falkirk once and as I walked in I noticed an Asian woman working behind the til so assumed she'd be the one person in the town I could actually understand.....she had the broadest Scottish accent I've ever heard in my life!!!!! I understood about 5% of what she was saying!! A Scottish Asian person, I would put money on her being the tightest person on the planet? That would be Scots wife..........she f****d off with the local African man and thats why he is like he is...................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 When I was a nipper, before I grew a sense of right and wrong.....(ahem).....I gave my auld aunties big white cat smelling salts as it lay sleepin...she had been a nurse and this stuff blew yer heed off, must have been industrial strength.....seriously like someone ramming a column of cold air up through your brain.....well, this cat took a right good snort of the stuff, shot up in the air makin an unearthly noise, came down running and did the wall of death right round the living room and came to stop under the table looking like a white brush......I was howlin, nearly keeched masel....my auld auntie (rip) was a big unit and she kicked the keech out of me, didnt bother me though, I was still laughing. What a horrible little fekker I was.....dont even ask about bangers...or clothes ropes.... Not heard that word in years! FTB what the hell does that mean??? Polite terminology Rob.................."Shat myself"........ ahh, you scots don't make it easy for the rest of the world to know what you're on about!!! I was to a corner shop in Falkirk once and as I walked in I noticed an Asian woman working behind the til so assumed she'd be the one person in the town I could actually understand.....she had the broadest Scottish accent I've ever heard in my life!!!!! I understood about 5% of what she was saying!! A Scottish Asian person, I would put money on her being the tightest person on the planet? That would be Scots wife..........she f****d off with the local African man and thats why he is like he is...................... classic!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 in your f*****g dreams lads,i wouldnt spit on them if they were on fire. why were you in falkirk rob? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 in your f*****g dreams lads,i wouldnt spit on them if they were on fire. why were you in falkirk rob? Its on his bucket list of shit towns to visit.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 in your f*****g dreams lads,i wouldnt spit on them if they were on fire. why were you in falkirk rob? My sister used to live in Carronshore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 in your f*****g dreams lads,i wouldnt spit on them if they were on fire. why were you in falkirk rob? My sister used to live in Carronshore cause i come from caronshore,you think i cannae fight lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 in your f*****g dreams lads,i wouldnt spit on them if they were on fire. why were you in falkirk rob? Its on his bucket list of shit towns to visit.............. people from fife should never say stuff like that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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