RossM 8,119 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 will it fit in the micro wave?? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 will it fit in the micro wave?? lol a micro wave in fife.dont be silly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 One has, i have called that 'ting'..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 i remember a few years back, pulled this bird and went back to hers, she was in kitchen getting us drinks when this big fecking black cat jumped up beside me, trying to impress i reach out to clap it only for the fecker to try and scratch me!! so the big cnut is trying to take the piss as he jumps up on couch walks round the arm of it and stands at the end flicking its tail...........only to reveal its little balls underneath this tail, so to teach the cnut i reached out and flicked them wee fcukers and the cat done a mighty good impression of a pinball up the hall :laugh: fecking cats!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Well done lab! Do you have both of them now? To be fair like has been said, should keep the rats and mice down, and if they can get in to the fields to kill the birds then you f****d if foxey comes calling. Nice to see a bit of compassion. I would have done the exact same. Although FInn would have eaten it within 5 mins. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I had a friend telling me cats can't handle full grown rats - my front lawn told an opposite story for weeks! All quiet on the rat front now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Well done lab! Do you have both of them now? To be fair like has been said, should keep the rats and mice down, and if they can get in to the fields to kill the birds then you f****d if foxey comes calling. Nice to see a bit of compassion. I would have done the exact same. Although FInn would have eaten it within 5 mins. No the black 1 is really timid and wont come that close. They are both hungry so had a feed, not the right thing to do i know but f**k it. Probably just hang around the place and grab a feed now and again. The mice around here this year have been in abundance. They'll need to have there wits about them when the Labs' are out.......pups will be fine but they'll be a snack for Buzz......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dymented 2,220 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 well if it don't work out for you they make great curries Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldogman 55 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 i read the title and thought you needed viagra?? fair play, all hunters respect life or should... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 i remember a few years back, pulled this bird and went back to hers, she was in kitchen getting us drinks when this big fecking black cat jumped up beside me, trying to impress i reach out to clap it only for the fecker to try and scratch me!! so the big cnut is trying to take the piss as he jumps up on couch walks round the arm of it and stands at the end flicking its tail...........only to reveal its little balls underneath this tail, so to teach the cnut i reached out and flicked them wee fcukers and the cat done a mighty good impression of a pinball up the hall :laugh: fecking cats!!! The thread just entered the unbelievable again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rascal_2005 79 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Soft around the middle mate! Good on you tho! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 You should of fcuked it off before she come home you soft cnut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 soft arse,dont mind a bit of pussy,seariously tho good for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SLiP tHe DoG ! 129 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Recently been getting the black bin liners burst open that i put outside. Put it down to a rat or a brave fox coming in. Well tonight i thought i'd have a wee look outside and there were 2 kittens there. When i opened the door the both scarpered but 1 came back when i called. It looked hungry and even let me pick it up so they defo aint no farm or feral cats. We live about 2 miles from the nearset town so i reckon some c**t has dumped them........... So al have to nip to the local farms tomorrow and ask if they have lost a kitten.....if not the little b*****d will probably have a home as she we love it when she gets in. So i've now done the wrong thing by giving it a bite to eat and a drink of milk and its sleeping beside me on the couch..........ffs!!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 good stuff mate at long last you finerly got your self some pussy well done and enjoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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