My dog is useless

[buster 8789 64]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

ever heard the phrase a good huntsman never blames his dogs i .feel sorry for the dog to hav a retard owner try using ur toffee in training at least 25 times more than u have and not ruin the dogs life

[asanley 1,009]

Great thread shushy , funny as fk , with the added bonus of bringing the numpties out , which is even funnier .

[Shazza 52]

What a good giggle, love the lampost one, brought back some memories of when my Dad walked into one while rubbernecking a car crash

[ulverston moocher 60]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

ever heard the phrase a good huntsman never blames his dogs i .feel sorry for the dog to hav a retard owner try using ur toffee in training at least 25 times more than u have and not ruin the dogs life

Been on two minuets and throwing shit about lighten up for f**k sake no wonder no f****r will go lamping with ya

[shushyjukal 41]

Great thread shushy , funny as fk , with the added bonus of bringing the numpties out , which is even funnier .

 

Cheers for that. I love trying a bit of ironic humor on this site and to watch the mongoloids come out with their high and mighty bullshit comments. If they had used their big knowledgable brains and researched my other posts they would see what hassle I've had with her from day one!

 

On a serious note she is actually a pretty good dog and has done me proud last season. On the lamp she does do pretty well but recently has lost the plot a bit. I'm more than happy with her really and that's all that matters.

 

Love and peace to you all xxxxxxxxxxx

[wooly81 0]

i had a collie bull cross from a pup a few years ago i couldnt do f@#k all with her i let a mate of mine have here in the end i put up with it 4 2 years .... i hadnt seen my mate i a wile prob about 2or 3 years and he recons she is doing the bizz now ........... ive jest bort 2 5/8 3/8 bull x she is only 16 weeks so hvent taken her hunting yet but if she terns out like my last pup im getting rid of every 1 of my dogs and takeing up fishing agen .lol..

[WILF 46,608]

£200 a pup, any takers?lol

you are a disgrace to humans , let alone dogs, what a gay avatar, u make my blood boil

 

Do you want one or not? lol

[wooly81 0]

whippet99 ur a bit of a homeafobe ant u ??? no im not gay but so [bANNED TEXT] ex hunter looks a bit gay???

no afence ex hunter

[Moll. 1,770]

£200 a pup, any takers?lol

you are a disgrace to humans , let alone dogs, what a gay avatar, u make my blood boil

 

Do you want one or not? lol

 

:laugh:

[undisputed 1,664]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

 

Sounds like my Mrs