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Why not give it to a rescue to rehome to a pet home cos clearly you dont get along lol.If shes not bothering its cos shes lost interest do you have another dog to go along with her keep her on lead and let her watch for a few nights she will soon feel the urge to pick them up again.Sounds like the dog has no respect for you anymore and im not surprised if im honest not having a go but you have hit her and allowed her by your own admission to wander fields on her own no wonder she doesnt f*****g listen.Maybe shes taking her time to mature mentally or whatever but i dont think you two are suited lol.It happens i rescued a jack russel only 1 year old and she drove me round the f*****g bend yet i gave her to a guy for pest control and she was a differant dog in a month.Some dogs and people are not compatible

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Lads I could make a whole film of how stupid my dog is. Every outing is a new joke. A few days ago I was walking along with her, she turned to look at someone over the road, looked back and walked fac

Na wilf all the other pups from the litter turned out spot on. Everyone else got good dogs and I picked the retard.   I can only compare her to the dog version of lee Evans with attention deficit di

mind games, shock collar and smacks with sticks.......f****n wierd how it's turned out a shit dog isn't it!!!!

Best thread of the year so far this!

better than the fcuktheban one?? that one was well exciting!

 

Aye, the man is a comedy genius, and very honest, and apart from the couple of folk trying to be all serious and moan about 'you get what you put in, blah blah', the replys have all been friendly and funny. Makes a really nice change from all the "my dog could pull a crack addicted grizzly bear on roids single handed, so ergo i have a huge schlong" threads.

 

Some dogs, like some people are just fecking mental!

 

so true mate

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She's from loves2hunt off here. I went and saw the parents and she's the spit of the mother. Plenty of other pups turned out ok and I still see the brother to her and he's totally the opposite to her. She's just a one off the litter.

 

More stories? How about the time I took her out and she went off on a mission chasing nothing like a tit and lost her for two hours. I walked miles and got soaked. Was walking up the road and a chap recognized me and said "oh hi I've got your dog at home". I said oh nice one is she ok?

 

"yes we have given her a bath and she's asleep on our bed"

 

Pisstaker or what!

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Why dont you want to say where you got the dog?............bought from known stuff or from an advert?, what age did you start the dog?, do you take the dog out regular on your own or are you always in company?

 

Did you know the parents?

 

You have give us all chapter and verse on everything else, why not the dogs history?

Dam is a bull/grey/whippet, sire beddy/grey/whippet. I've got the brother to this dog and have to say he's the total opposite to her, calm, steady, and pretty obedient.

i've become good mates with Shushy over the last couple of years and know he really has made an effort with the dog, but this is the first lurcher for both of us and personally I think this has been the problem. I've made loads of beginner mistakes with my dog but he's been the sort that can take it in his stride and recover, whereas his dog is much more hyper than mine and in my opinion would have suited an experienced owner more.

Keep at her mate, at the very least she's giving you a few laughs along the way.

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Why not give it to a rescue to rehome to a pet home cos clearly you dont get along lol.If shes not bothering its cos shes lost interest do you have another dog to go along with her keep her on lead and let her watch for a few nights she will soon feel the urge to pick them up again.Sounds like the dog has no respect for you anymore and im not surprised if im honest not having a go but you have hit her and allowed her by your own admission to wander fields on her own no wonder she doesnt f*****g listen.Maybe shes taking her time to mature mentally or whatever but i dont think you two are suited lol.It happens i rescued a jack russel only 1 year old and she drove me round the f*****g bend yet i gave her to a guy for pest control and she was a differant dog in a month.Some dogs and people are not compatible

 

Oh theres a great idea!. Why not offload it onto a rescue centre that is already full to bursting with problem dogs, or give it a nice home with a nice family so it can ruin their lives.

f*****g women I swear to god!

 

How about walk it out the back, plug it with the .22 and dont miss.

 

FTB

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She's from loves2hunt off here. I went and saw the parents and she's the spit of the mother. Plenty of other pups turned out ok and I still see the brother to her and he's totally the opposite to her. She's just a one off the litter.

 

More stories? How about the time I took her out and she went off on a mission chasing nothing like a tit and lost her for two hours. I walked miles and got soaked. Was walking up the road and a chap recognized me and said "oh hi I've got your dog at home". I said oh nice one is she ok?

 

"yes we have given her a bath and she's asleep on our bed"

 

Pisstaker or what!

why didn't you just give it to them? If they want to mard it, just leave them to it and get another one!

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She's from loves2hunt off here. I went and saw the parents and she's the spit of the mother. Plenty of other pups turned out ok and I still see the brother to her and he's totally the opposite to her. She's just a one off the litter.

 

More stories? How about the time I took her out and she went off on a mission chasing nothing like a tit and lost her for two hours. I walked miles and got soaked. Was walking up the road and a chap recognized me and said "oh hi I've got your dog at home". I said oh nice one is she ok?

 

"yes we have given her a bath and she's asleep on our bed"

 

Pisstaker or what!

 

I think you have a few folk in the back pocket with this one..........trying abit hard now though....... :whistling:

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Why not give it to a rescue to rehome to a pet home cos clearly you dont get along lol.If shes not bothering its cos shes lost interest do you have another dog to go along with her keep her on lead and let her watch for a few nights she will soon feel the urge to pick them up again.Sounds like the dog has no respect for you anymore and im not surprised if im honest not having a go but you have hit her and allowed her by your own admission to wander fields on her own no wonder she doesnt f*****g listen.Maybe shes taking her time to mature mentally or whatever but i dont think you two are suited lol.It happens i rescued a jack russel only 1 year old and she drove me round the f*****g bend yet i gave her to a guy for pest control and she was a differant dog in a month.Some dogs and people are not compatible

 

Oh theres a great idea!. Why not offload it onto a rescue centre that is already full to bursting with problem dogs, or give it a nice home with a nice family so it can ruin their lives.

f*****g women I swear to god!

 

How about walk it out the back, plug it with the .22 and dont miss.

 

FTB

 

How about we do the same to you? The dogs probably not the problem and i said rescue not rescue centre the smaller rescues spend far more time trying to get a dog sorted behaviourally than the bigger ones.By some of the things hes came away with im not surprised it doesnt f*****g listen to him

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I'm afraid I agree with ftb on this one ethyl, you seem to be on here purely as some sort of rescue centre superhero.

 

You never contribute anything in regards to hunting but just act as a skycat (no offence to skycat) wanna be. The post you write are drivel and your attitude doesn't seem very work orrientated in regards to dogs more pet like.

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I'm afraid I agree with ftb on this one ethyl, you seem to be on here purely as some sort of rescue centre superhero.

 

You never contribute anything in regards to hunting but just act as a skycat (no offence to skycat) wanna be. The post you write are drivel and your attitude doesn't seem very work orrientated in regards to dogs more pet like.

 

Yeah really!!! come see my dogs work then say that just cos im not a cruel heartless b*****d that feels the need to blame my every problem on my dog doesnt mean theyre pets.Ive no need to post my every outing on here and brag about what my dogs can do and put up silly pics and bring trouble to this site and my door.Im careful cos id be devastated if i lost my dogs through posting something stupid on a website.It was a reasonable suggestion yes ive rescued dogs and animals alike and still do doesnt mean i cant go hunting does it?!!! You dont know me from adam so dont judge till you do i dont agree with it always being the dogs fault the dog didnt do what was asked etc its a human on the other end of dog so who failed to train it correctly and the drama of it oh no its ruined my life f**k sake ive got a ferret with bigger balls

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I'm afraid I agree with ftb on this one ethyl, you seem to be on here purely as some sort of rescue centre superhero.

 

You never contribute anything in regards to hunting but just act as a skycat (no offence to skycat) wanna be. The post you write are drivel and your attitude doesn't seem very work orrientated in regards to dogs more pet like.

 

Yeah really!!! come see my dogs work then say that just cos im not a cruel heartless b*****d that feels the need to blame my every problem on my dog doesnt mean theyre pets.Ive no need to post my every outing on here and brag about what my dogs can do and put up silly pics and bring trouble to this site and my door.Im careful cos id be devastated if i lost my dogs through posting something stupid on a website.It was a reasonable suggestion yes ive rescued dogs and animals alike and still do doesnt mean i cant go hunting does it?!!! You dont know me from adam so dont judge till you do i dont agree with it always being the dogs fault the dog didnt do what was asked etc its a human on the other end of dog so who failed to train it correctly and the drama of it oh no its ruined my life f**k sake ive got a ferret with bigger balls

 

f**k me chill out you big wet fanny.

 

There's no need to get so upset about it. As for ruining my life that was only meant to be a light hearted look at the past few years and the funny side of how shit she can be.

 

Some people need to calm down and step out of the front door for a change.

 

Thanks for all the lighter sided people who can see it for what it is!

 

Ps thanks Steve for showing people that I'm not a complete dog beating arsehole!

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