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Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

ever heard the phrase a good huntsman never blames his dogs i .feel sorry for the dog to hav a retard owner try using ur toffee in training at least 25 times more than u have and not ruin the dogs life

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Lads I could make a whole film of how stupid my dog is. Every outing is a new joke. A few days ago I was walking along with her, she turned to look at someone over the road, looked back and walked fac

Na wilf all the other pups from the litter turned out spot on. Everyone else got good dogs and I picked the retard.   I can only compare her to the dog version of lee Evans with attention deficit di

mind games, shock collar and smacks with sticks.......f****n wierd how it's turned out a shit dog isn't it!!!!

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

ever heard the phrase a good huntsman never blames his dogs i .feel sorry for the dog to hav a retard owner try using ur toffee in training at least 25 times more than u have and not ruin the dogs life

Been on two minuets and throwing shit about lighten up for f**k sake no wonder no f****r will go lamping with ya

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Great thread shushy , funny as fk , with the added bonus of bringing the numpties out , which is even funnier .

 

Cheers for that. I love trying a bit of ironic humor on this site and to watch the mongoloids come out with their high and mighty bullshit comments. If they had used their big knowledgable brains and researched my other posts they would see what hassle I've had with her from day one!

 

On a serious note she is actually a pretty good dog and has done me proud last season. On the lamp she does do pretty well but recently has lost the plot a bit. I'm more than happy with her really and that's all that matters.

 

Love and peace to you all xxxxxxxxxxx

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i had a collie bull cross from a pup a few years ago i couldnt do f@#k all with her i let a mate of mine have here in the end i put up with it 4 2 years .... i hadnt seen my mate i a wile prob about 2or 3 years and he recons she is doing the bizz now ........... ive jest bort 2 5/8 3/8 bull x she is only 16 weeks so hvent taken her hunting yet but if she terns out like my last pup im getting rid of every 1 of my dogs and takeing up fishing agen .lol..

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Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

 

Sounds like my Mrs

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