Ideation 8,216 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Best thread of the year so far this! better than the fcuktheban one?? that one was well exciting! Aye, the man is a comedy genius, and very honest, and apart from the couple of folk trying to be all serious and moan about 'you get what you put in, blah blah', the replys have all been friendly and funny. Makes a really nice change from all the "my dog could pull a crack addicted grizzly bear on roids single handed, so ergo i have a huge schlong" threads. Some dogs, like some people are just fecking mental! problem is, on this site especially, you have mental dogs with mental people! OI who you calling mental? well....where do I start....I'm replying to a bloke who walks around dressed as if he's a cross between a fisherman from the 1950's and compo from the last of the summer wine, on a thread started by a bloke whos bull cross has "ruined his life". Need I say more? Very fair point Quote Link to post
csteed 40 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it. She has ruined my life and I hate her. Thankyou and goodnight. lol i feel like that about life some times Quote Link to post
iceman001979 1,316 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 The lamppost one cracks me up Quote Link to post
leegreen 2,196 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Well you might as well put it in pup and sell them on here Quote Link to post
TonyOrmy 128 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 I'm afraid I agree with ftb on this one ethyl, you seem to be on here purely as some sort of rescue centre superhero. You never contribute anything in regards to hunting but just act as a skycat (no offence to skycat) wanna be. The post you write are drivel and your attitude doesn't seem very work orrientated in regards to dogs more pet like. Yeah really!!! come see my dogs work then say that just cos im not a cruel heartless b*****d that feels the need to blame my every problem on my dog doesnt mean theyre pets.Ive no need to post my every outing on here and brag about what my dogs can do and put up silly pics and bring trouble to this site and my door.Im careful cos id be devastated if i lost my dogs through posting something stupid on a website.It was a reasonable suggestion yes ive rescued dogs and animals alike and still do doesnt mean i cant go hunting does it?!!! You dont know me from adam so dont judge till you do i dont agree with it always being the dogs fault the dog didnt do what was asked etc its a human on the other end of dog so who failed to train it correctly and the drama of it oh no its ruined my life f**k sake ive got a ferret with bigger balls well said girl Quote Link to post
Guest annette jackman Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 He put a post up few days ago about her she a bull x yeah I've just seen that, he said she was good on the lamp on that thread! She is alright at night on the lamp ie seeing them and she has done a bit last season but now is dropping them and generally being a tit. the last 6 months has Been total shite with her and she's just lost it. Has she had her first season yet? my bitch can go loopy when shes due, did not have her first season til 2 and ran off for 5 hours, went to ground in a bush 2 lads had to drag her out. Then ignored me for days, then was like my shadow, and would not leave me alone. went chasing a bunny then shot off and brought the 9 hole flag back, as well as a glove haha. She settled after that though. Sometimes it just does not work, you ve made me cry laughing though lee evans adhd on speed Quote Link to post
shushyjukal 41 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Yeah Annette she's had 2 seasons so far and yes she does go off her head when she's coming in. Pretty sure she's due but there's no warning though. I just get up one morning and she's started and it's a pain as she's never really had a pattern to it! Quote Link to post
Rabbiting man 1,192 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 What ever you do dont give your bitch to any one I keep the bitch the more shes with you the more you want to talk about her when she gone when to years have passed Quote Link to post
shushyjukal 41 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 What ever you do dont give your bitch to any one I keep the bitch the more shes with you the more you want to talk about her when she gone when to years have passed Right on brother. Quote Link to post
slips 114 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Na wilf all the other pups from the litter turned out spot on. Everyone else got good dogs and I picked the retard. I can only compare her to the dog version of lee Evans with attention deficit disorder on speed. too much hocthi fat in its grub bro Quote Link to post
slips 114 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Lads I could make a whole film of how stupid my dog is. Every outing is a new joke. A few days ago I was walking along with her, she turned to look at someone over the road, looked back and walked face first into a lamp post. I mean what chance have you got. bruv you got it boss eyed and backward and bumps into lamp post a star in the makin hang on to ha Quote Link to post
DeniseBrophy 42 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it. She has ruined my life and I hate her. Thankyou and goodnight. ever heard the phrase a good huntsman never blames his dogs i .feel sorry for the dog to hav a retard owner try using ur toffee in training at least 25 times more than u have and not ruin the dogs life Quote Link to post
Twitch 13 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it. She has ruined my life and I hate her. Thankyou and goodnight. ever heard the phrase a good huntsman never blames his dogs i .feel sorry for the dog to hav a retard owner try using ur toffee in training at least 25 times more than u have and not ruin the dogs life Read the rest of the posts in this thread duck no need to be like that this it was meant as light hearted comedy... Quote Link to post
spot.me.in.the.dark 5 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 i do accept your honesty and my dog has its vieces itself... like the realy bad retrieve what often leaves the rabbit further away from me than he cought it... hut all is not lost try some lure coursing i would say may just be the kick she needs if not then you got to get the gun out by the sounds mate .. only joking if you dont have space for a pet pass her on to a pet home but honestly the lurs coursing is a good thing to teach them to focus thanks s.m.i.t.d. Quote Link to post
whippet 99 2,613 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 £200 a pup, any takers?lol you are a disgrace to humans , let alone dogs, what a gay avatar, u make my blood boil Quote Link to post
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