My dog is useless

[Lloyd90 509]

Sounds like most the people on here according to some posts! Thng is they spend 20 pages argueing about it, you got it over and done with in the first post

[NEWKID 27,224]

Now thats honesty..... I love the barking at pigs bit

[shushyjukal 41]

Lads I could make a whole film of how stupid my dog is. Every outing is a new joke. A few days ago I was walking along with her, she turned to look at someone over the road, looked back and walked face first into a lamp post.

 

I mean what chance have you got.

[Ideation 8,216]

I'll tell you what make, this has made me proper chuckle!

 

And this one -

 

"I can only compare her to the dog version of lee Evans with attention deficit disorder on speed"

 

. . . . well that's just pure comedy gold matey, pure gold!

[coney clucky 93]

if alll else fails mate get a air rifle and take up shooting the bunny and take dog along for the laugh atb mate

[swanny102 0]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

hahhahaaa not bein funny mush this is the funnyest fing ive herd this is how my bitch gets me....

[jonny10 20]

I blame the owner you only get out of a dog what u put into a dog simples

[shushyjukal 41]

Ideation, I've got a freind who has actually got ADHD and he says he's never seen anything like it. Completely off her tits and she's never changed since a pup.

 

The other day I was completely knackred after work so went for a stroll. I actually walked into the field up the road and sat down to just to chill. I let her off and for a whole hour she took herself for a walk. The joke was that I was up quite high and could actually see her go around 6-7 different fields on some sort of f****d up mission for the invisible phantom rabbit or whatever the shag she thinks is hiding in the grass.

 

Shes always been dominant and I'm pretty sure she doesn't need me anymore. All I am is her special food and water gimp and that's it.

 

What a bitch.

[WILF 47,291]

Joking aside, this could actually be a really interesting post............if all you say is true can you tell people about where the dog came from, what age it was started, what age it is now etc

 

Did you know the breeding behind the dog or buy it from an advert?

 

You never know, you may do someone a favour.

[long dogs 580]

Lads I could make a whole film of how stupid my dog is. Every outing is a new joke. A few days ago I was walking along with her, she turned to look at someone over the road, looked back and walked face first into a lamp post.

 

I mean what chance have you got.

:laugh:

[asanley 1,009]

I told you not to buy a dog off Baw .

[shushyjukal 41]

Jonny10 don't even try to tell me that old bullshit. I've tried all the advice off this site and nothing works.

 

Being nice, being nasty, mind games, treats, ignoring her, more affection, shock collar, smack from a stick, calm words, it's all bollocks with her and she will never change and by the sounds of it there are quite a few dogs about like this and fair play for you lads owning up to it instead of bullshitting when your dogs are actually shite like mine.

[rob190364 2,594]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

:laugh: :laugh: she has ruined your life, f'ckin hillarious!!!!!!

 

what breed of dog is it?

[rob190364 2,594]

Jonny10 don't even try to tell me that old bullshit. I've tried all the advice off this site and nothing works.

 

Being nice, being nasty, mind games, treats, ignoring her, more affection, shock collar, smack from a stick, calm words, it's all bollocks with her and she will never change and by the sounds of it there are quite a few dogs about like this and fair play for you lads owning up to it instead of bullshitting when your dogs are actually shite like mine.

mind games, shock collar and smacks with sticks.......f****n wierd how it's turned out a shit dog isn't it!!!!

[Brun 19]

This forum has been crying out for a thread like this for a long time hahahahaha