My dog is useless

[shushyjukal 41]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

[shushycatcher 219]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

how much ya want for it!

[baldockbanks courser 598]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

But apart from that shes a decent bitch.

[J.DOG 1,355]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

But apart from that shes a decent bitch.

 

lol

[deadlyshot 25]

cor for a minute there i thought i was reading my own post :laugh: i think that about mine mines like that but she chases them but stops when they have ran into the bushe then she runs round the bush like a bloody fairy :laugh:

[iceman001979 1,316]

Are you sure you did not get a lend off one off mine????

[ftm 3,357]

collie crosses sometimes do that ---but i loved the 1st post !

[WILF 46,608]

£200 a pup, any takers?lol

[martync1967 64]

give the dog whisperer a call

[shushyjukal 41]

Dropping game, fanning around hedges like a fairy when there's f**k all there, barking at pigs in another field when there are shushys right behind her.

 

Talk about a wind up merchant, what a complete joke.

[cody 4]

she sounds like a keeper well done credit to u

[reynardhunter 3]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

an honest man if its any consolation, your not alone

[Moll. 1,770]

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it.

 

She has ruined my life and I hate her.

 

Thankyou and goodnight.

 

Superb post. :laugh:

[WILF 46,608]

Joking aside, this could actually be a really interesting post............if all you say is true can you tell people about where the dog came from, what age it was started, what age it is now etc

 

Did you know the breeding behind the dog or buy it from an advert?

 

You never know, you may do someone a favour.

[shushyjukal 41]

Na wilf all the other pups from the litter turned out spot on. Everyone else got good dogs and I picked the retard.

 

I can only compare her to the dog version of lee Evans with attention deficit disorder on speed.

Edited September 26, 2011 by shushyjukal