Guest alastair Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 thats it ,im going to throw my waist coat under a moving car then run out shouting,you b.. d that me saluki greyhound ,rush it to the vets for treatment then claim compensation,and insurance pay out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,864 Posted March 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Jesus guys I'm going to throw meself under a moving car if I write any more rediculous storys Well it was taken in the right context,just a laugh ,Localyokel with the combination of being up at 5.15 a.m. and drinking a few bottles plus the fact I'm almost 44 anything was capable of coming out,thank God it was not complete drivel.I traveled to Carlow this morning and it was a different world,the place was covered in snow,very nice looking compared to the sleet and rain we had here most of the day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotty3968 0 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 CHECK THIS ONE OUT,,,,,,,I WASHED MY SHEEPSKIN JACKET THE OTHER DAY AND HUNG IT ON THE LINE..I WENT OUT TO GET IT WHEN IT WAS DRY AND THE b*****d ATE ALL MY FLOWERS,,,THAT WAS AFTER MY MOLE SKIN PANTS DUG A BIG HOLE IN THE LAWN,,,,SHEEEESH EH,,BLOODY CLOTHS SCOTTY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 CHECK THIS ONE OUT,,,,,,,I WASHED MY SHEEPSKIN JACKET THE OTHER DAY AND HUNG IT ON THE LINE..I WENT OUT TO GET IT WHEN IT WAS DRY AND THE b*****d ATE ALL MY FLOWERS,,,THAT WAS AFTER MY MOLE SKIN PANTS DUG A BIG HOLE IN THE LAWN,,,,SHEEEESH EH,,BLOODY CLOTHS SCOTTY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 CHECK THIS ONE OUT,,,,,,,I WASHED MY SHEEPSKIN JACKET THE OTHER DAY AND HUNG IT ON THE LINE..I WENT OUT TO GET IT WHEN IT WAS DRY AND THE b*****d ATE ALL MY FLOWERS,,,THAT WAS AFTER MY MOLE SKIN PANTS DUG A BIG HOLE IN THE LAWN,,,,SHEEEESH EH,,BLOODY CLOTHS SCOTTY Oh mate I nearly had a Hernia reading this!! well funny.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,864 Posted March 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Scotty you the MAN, now thats real talent,you must have Irish ancestors to be able to spout out such persuasive blarney,I actually believe you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotty3968 0 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 ,,love a good story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sureshot 0 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 proberly the wind or something but when my nan had a heart attack i woke up the same time and sore her face so u never no Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 CHECK THIS ONE OUT,,,,,,,I WASHED MY SHEEPSKIN JACKET THE OTHER DAY AND HUNG IT ON THE LINE..I WENT OUT TO GET IT WHEN IT WAS DRY AND THE b*****d ATE ALL MY FLOWERS,,,THAT WAS AFTER MY MOLE SKIN PANTS DUG A BIG HOLE IN THE LAWN,,,,SHEEEESH EH,,BLOODY CLOTHS SCOTTY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Well....my boy is the best boxer in the world, in fact he is bare knuckle champion in 32 countrys and will fight anything that walks , crawls or slithers in just his vest.............and if you think I am kidding, just ask that bloke up the ladder who is sticking half a coke bottle in the top of your downpipe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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