Guest MOLLY Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 What are the worst injuries your dogs have done to you. On Friday Khan nutted me in the mouth whilst out with Woodga, black on the outside, black and purple on the inside and sticking out like a botox accident. Then yesterday he nutted me on the forehead so ive got an egg shaped lump with the swollen black lip....ive threatened Steve im going to tell everyone he did it unless he buys me lots of chocolate When Jazz was a youngster, we were playing fetch, i bent down to pick up the stick she went to jump up at exactly the same time with her mouth open and accidentally bit me on the eye, top lid split open, gash to the forehead...badly swollen and infected eye i had to go to A&E with Then there have been the usual running into the back of your legs at full speed winding you. Scratches, bruises etc. MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 My lurcher ran in to me at full pelt while he was having a run, he winded me & i was unable to get up for a few mins, no broken bones so it was ok, luckly i wasnt alone in case i had broken anything Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I have got a scar on my side where one of my foster dogs tryed to hump me God did he have a grip on him I had the last laugh though..........his balls are in a jar in the fridge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 best place for them :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I have got a scar on my side where one of my foster dogs tryed to hump me God did he have a grip on him I had the last laugh though..........his balls are in a jar in the fridge Lmfao MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 My patterdale bitch tried to grab the draw cord on my jacket but grabbed my testicles instead , lay in the middle of the country lane writhing in agony, next day they swelled like melons Also had a couple of bites during manwork training, a shepherd latched onto my bottom, which stung a bit and a Bouvier Des Flandres partcially pulled a sleeve off my arm sunk a fang into my forearm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 My patterdale bitch tried to grab the draw cord on my jacket but grabbed my testicles instead , lay in the middle of the country lane writhing in agony, next day they swelled like melons oooooooooo man broken nose of mi bull when we were toy fighting and the lurcher bit me when i was f****n about on the kids skateboard...she jumped up and bit me on the elbow and draged me off....i then skided down the road on mi face.....rolled over then fell back lyeing back on the board....kids pissed them selfs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Try explaining to the doctor how a dog bit your nads by accident..........i'm sure he thought I was a weirdo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lamper/gatherer Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) i used to play rugby,got 2 crap knees,lurcher hit me while chasing rabbit,knee popped out i hit the deck like a sacka sh*t,had to ring mate to come get me,two metal knees now,get my own back if dog hits these Edited March 19, 2007 by lamper/gatherer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 f****n cringen reading these Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 two metal knees now Thats nothing, I now have titanium testicles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 two metal knees now Thats nothing, I now have titanium testicles pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDF Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 knocked cold by a bulldog bitch when i was pissing about drunk. same bitch almost broke my neck when she jumped and took hold of my ponytail(they were very fashionable in the eighties) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Bending down to feed my lurcher a few yrs back when she jumped up and head butted me breacking my nose. worst bit was 4 days later i had my 8yr old niece sitting on my lap when she threw her head back and nutted my painfully swollen nose..........passed out there and then on the sofa :black eye: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BLACKBOB 9 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Broken nose when leaning back against a wall and my whippet / grey decided to use my body as a ramp to get to the top, only thing i was looking down at him at the time, boosh. Carpet burn on my forehead after trying to give my pet span x lab a kiss goodnight when i was totaly boluxed. (dont ask) :kiss: Cheers bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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