JohnGalway 1,043 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Friend of mine rang me one day, I put on the most God awful bad impression of a North side Dublin accent. "'Lo, Dublin Zoo..." I could actually hear the stunned silence on the other end *Click* and he hangs up, by now myself and the girlfriend are in tears Five minutes later he rings back and launches into a string of expletives that head in my general direction He tried to get me back this year with a really crap story about someone texting his phone, or leaving him a message looking for me with a number to get back to them. Spoiled his fun by saying "Sure, if it's important they'll get through to me another way, am not wasting the price of the call." In the end he had to admit to me it was a prank to try to get me to ring the number (which was for Dublin Zoo ). Currently considering doing up a fake letter from his van insurance company with a certain Dublin number to ring to get through to his claims agent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Another 1....During a weekend away with the lads in Newcastle we got back to the hotel late and headed for 1 of my mates rooms and kept on the bevvy. Not long after there was a chap at the door from reception saying that we were to keep the noise down or my mate was getting kicked out. So after a few more drinks i got up and left and went back to my room only after clocking his extension numvber for his room. I left it 5 mins then phoned the room giving it my best Geordie accent saying that they were to get there stuff and leave the room.. He was pleading down the phone that we had all left the room and it would be quiet from now on but i wouldn't take no for an answer. After a few minutes letting him have iot over the phone i couldn't keep my laugh in and called him all the fannies under the sun..............quality.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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RaiderBoy 19 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Used to do them at school, best one was playing the character we made up called angus from the national society of dogs. Most of them went a little like this... Hello this angus from the national society of dogs may i speak to your dog please? or the pretending to be a pre recorded message saying you've won a free holiday press 1 for details and so on, its supprising how many people pressed 1 before hanging up after hearing the laughter. Also phoning random boys from the years above and below and claiming he's been sleeping with your girlfriend and he'll soon be on the recieveing end of a kicking. Richard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jo54 255 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 i still do it to mates had 3 pals waiting on a cafe car park for a car they all said to each other what you here for they were in stiches when they realized Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 i still do it to mates had 3 pals waiting on a cafe car park for a car they all said to each other what you here for they were in stiches when they realized My mate arraged to meet an ugly bird off facebook he sent her to the empty house accross the road poor lass had no money to pay taxi driver and lived the otherside of sheffield. Shouldn't be a slag. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 i still do it to mates had 3 pals waiting on a cafe car park for a car they all said to each other what you here for they were in stiches when they realized My mate arraged to meet an ugly bird off facebook he sent her to the empty house accross the road poor lass had no money to pay taxi driver and lived the otherside of sheffield. Shouldn't be a slag. :laugh: :laugh: Was this your mate Tb and he just got his adress wrong? FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hullhunter 219 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 when we i was at school me and a few mates used to do a few. there was a taxi firm the phone number was 654321 we used to ring them and when they answered we used to say sorry what number have i rang and when they said 654321 we used to all shout blast off, thinking about it know its not even funny but we used to piss out self and she used to get proper mad. an other one that we used to do was ring random numbers and ask to speak to mr wall and they would say he dose not live hear so we would say mrs wall they would say no so we say any walls in the house they say no we say well whats holding your roof up you daft twat. its mad the stupid stuff you find funny when your young. i also wrote a fake noise pollution letter to my mates house from the counsel saying if he got one more complaint he would be kicked out his house the next day he went to his neighbours kicking of thinking they had complained Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Workmate of mine rang one of the boys pretending to be the boss saying the lad was meant to pick him up at 3.30 and not 4.30 like the guy thought told him to piss off (we picked him up) Went mental at him and recorded it, the guy was shitting it. Said e had to write a letter of apology to the boss. Went to his later that night and there was a nicely wrote letter of apology on the table. Next day he walked into the boss' office and handed him the letter. Should have seen his face when the boss said 'I think your mates are having you on' followed by everybody erupting in laughter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 is mr wall there? no is mrs wall there?no are ther any walls there?no well what the fucks holding your house up. that was another one, lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 i still do it to mates had 3 pals waiting on a cafe car park for a car they all said to each other what you here for they were in stiches when they realized My mate arraged to meet an ugly bird off facebook he sent her to the empty house accross the road poor lass had no money to pay taxi driver and lived the otherside of sheffield. Shouldn't be a slag. :laugh: :laugh: Was this your mate Tb and he just got his adress wrong? FTB no barry . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 is mr wall there? no is mrs wall there?no are ther any walls there?no well what the fucks holding your house up. that was another one, lol Your quick the night scot.......better go and read a few posts back mate..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 is mr wall there? no is mrs wall there?no are ther any walls there?no well what the fucks holding your house up. that was another one, lol Your quick the night scot.......better go and read a few posts back mate..... no i guess its already been said lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 I still answer the phone and say mental ward 22 or westwood funeral parlour you stab em we slab em.Or phoned my dad one night and said i was a meat merchant looking to buy danes for butcher meat he didnt recognise me and went flipping mental lol he was still ranting the next day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 when we raced pigeons they where held over (not released) in fraserburgh due to bad weather i phoned my mate pretending to be the club secretary and told him they where up (released) he hung around for 3 hours around the expected time then rang the secretary to see if anyone had, had any back only to be told they`d been held over .. to this day he dont know it was me .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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