Lab 10,979 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 My mum got ran over by a guy on a motorbike when she was at school. She ran out from behind the school bus and got flattened, she nearly died. Her fault so unlucky!!! look what we would have mist if it had of been fatal Hard as nails you see....... thats one way of looking at it Your right.....thick as f**k too.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 My mum got ran over by a guy on a motorbike when she was at school. She ran out from behind the school bus and got flattened, she nearly died. Her fault so unlucky!!! look what we would have mist if it had of been fatal Hard as nails you see....... thats one way of looking at it Your right.....thick as f**k too.... there was no other answer there lab very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 i had you down for an aston martin man myself simon Now you mention it Scott, when i was modelling swinwear for Matalan Daniel Craig saw my posters outside kwiksave and asked to meet me, i gave him some tips on improving his six pack and has i took him to McColls for a twix and bottle of banana milk he asked me if he could have a spin in my car, i told him to be carefull as i was an excellent driver(and lover) and the car was very quick, two days later Daniel changed the car on the set of Casino Royal from a Fait Multipla to a Aston Martin Vantage, Daniel and i are still friends today and he still reminisses about the day i ran Biggins over, great times............ Why do i believe all off your stories apart from the 'lover' part................. I cant see how that ill shaped freak i saw standing against that field gate can be more than a circus act for the ladies........ How little you know oh andrex boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick c 411 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 ive never been hit by a motor . but what me and darren 38 did see last year was we was out giving the dogs a daytime stretch farmer came flying over feild at us and thought the tractor had stopped the farmer jumped out at us and slipped on tractor step and nearly squashed himself . pmsl all the way home . for some reason he doesnt bother us anymore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheesegreater 61 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 didnt that biggins fellow get done for stealing cheese from a shop?pretty sure i remeber something like that. no that was me scotty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 i googled it he was questioned for shoplifting,was in 1996 he said it was an accident lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I got splattered by a van, on the pavement, outside a nightclub, hit and run when I was about 17, made a right mess of one half of my face. But for the record I got 3 grand and I would do it again anyday! haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jf1970 328 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I got splattered by a van, on the pavement, outside a nightclub, hit and run when I was about 17, made a right mess of one half of my face. But for the record I got 3 grand and I would do it again anyday! haha considering the state your face was in before the accident, i would say 3 grand was a real bonus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 I got hit by a car when I was about 12. The guy was turning right on red (you're allowed to do that where I come from), but forgot to look for pedestrians first. Scared me more than anything else - and my Mum was livid that the police brought me home. I can think of a few people I'd like to run over. Maybe it's best I don't own a car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
secretagentmole 1,701 Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 When I started commuting to work on my motorbikes I had a big Fizzie (A YB100), as I was going home I had a prat in a new S class Mercedes pull out in front of me, ignoring the stop lines, I lad less than 20 feet to stop, not going to happen, slammed into the side of his car, rolled over the bonnet and landed on the pavement. I was bruised, the Merc had a crushed wing, creased bonnet, the front right hand side lights on the Merc were hanging out, I picked my bike up and all that had happened to it were bent handlebars! He claimed it was my fault as I had L plates on and he had a full license. Swapped insurance details and then the insurance companies pointed out that it was his fault, he got snotty and made an abusive phone call to me as it lost him his no claims bonus! Aw diddums, add to that it was well over 4 grands worth of work to the Merc and then they had to pay for my new handlebars (£12.50)! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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