old timer123 367 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was once driving my Bugatti Veyron through Paris when a man jumped onto the Champs Elysees trying to kill himself, being a great driver (and lover) i slammed on the brakes and helped the man, i took him for a beer and a plate of frites and frogs legs and that started my great friendship with the Hollywood actor Tom Hanks bull shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was once driving a subaru legacy at 189mph(super charger bulit by me) across a stubble field after disabled squirrel when Christopher Biggin stepped out from behind a bush wearing a safari suit, due to my excellent driving (and lovemaking) skills i could of avoided him.........but i didn't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 i had you down for an aston martin man myself simon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Simoman 110 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 i had you down for an aston martin man myself simon Now you mention it Scott, when i was modelling swinwear for Matalan Daniel Craig saw my posters outside kwiksave and asked to meet me, i gave him some tips on improving his six pack and has i took him to McColls for a twix and bottle of banana milk he asked me if he could have a spin in my car, i told him to be carefull as i was an excellent driver(and lover) and the car was very quick, two days later Daniel changed the car on the set of Casino Royal from a Fait Multipla to a Aston Martin Vantage, Daniel and i are still friends today and he still reminisses about the day i ran Biggins over, great times............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 didnt that biggins fellow get done for stealing cheese from a shop?pretty sure i remeber something like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was almost hit by a meteor once, it was up in the sky I was standing under True story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 yes i got run over by a car,"MY OWN" used to have an old mini van cost me £40 not bad for my first set of wheels but had a dodgy starter motor so would bump start it all the time,this particular day as i went to jump in i hit my knee on the door laid me out flat and then the back wheel rolled over my other foot,lying in the road sqeeling like a pig watching it roll off down the incline :laugh: got run over by a motor bike in town center years but thats another story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 didnt that biggins fellow get done for stealing cheese from a shop?pretty sure i remeber something like that. Well im not sure to be honest, i did see him sipping dom pom and watching us yokels at the countryside march back in the day, and after the "incident" when Daniel and i weighed Biggins' body down with the HMS Ark Royal and sunk him off the Beiring straights i did receive a huge cheeseboard from Waitrose so perhaps its true................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was once run over by a small porshe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was almost hit by a meteor once, it was up in the sky I was standing under True story. John, you poor poor deluded man, that was no meteor, that was Biggins after he was clipped in the scooby........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was almost hit by a meteor once, it was up in the sky I was standing under True story. Ah the old flying meteor... People should dispose of their old BSA air rifles more sensibly instead of randomly chucking them over hedges with no regard to any Irish sheep farmers who might be stood the other side.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 i had you down for an aston martin man myself simon Now you mention it Scott, when i was modelling swinwear for Matalan Daniel Craig saw my posters outside kwiksave and asked to meet me, i gave him some tips on improving his six pack and has i took him to McColls for a twix and bottle of banana milk he asked me if he could have a spin in my car, i told him to be carefull as i was an excellent driver(and lover) and the car was very quick, two days later Daniel changed the car on the set of Casino Royal from a Fait Multipla to a Aston Martin Vantage, Daniel and i are still friends today and he still reminisses about the day i ran Biggins over, great times............ Why do i believe all off your stories apart from the 'lover' part................. I cant see how that ill shaped freak i saw standing against that field gate can be more than a circus act for the ladies........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 My mum got ran over by a guy on a motorbike when she was at school. She ran out from behind the school bus and got flattened, she nearly died. Her fault so unlucky!!! look what we would have mist if it had of been fatal Hard as nails you see....... thats one way of looking at it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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