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Some of your posts suggest you may have a retarded gene in there somewhere (whistle)

 

which particular post are you referring to mr tesco

 

all of them :yes:

 

then you should have said that instead of "some",and i wouldnt have needed to ask.now im pretty sure you are a bit slow

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Some of your posts suggest you may have a retarded gene in there somewhere (whistle)

 

which particular post are you referring to mr tesco

 

all of them :yes:

 

then you should have said that instead of "some",and i wouldnt have needed to ask.now im pretty sure you are a bit slow

 

:laugh: fair enough :thumbs:

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Some of your posts suggest you may have a retarded gene in there somewhere (whistle)

 

which particular post are you referring to mr tesco

 

all of them :yes:

 

then you should have said that instead of "some",and i wouldnt have needed to ask.now im pretty sure you are a bit slow

 

:laugh: fair enough :thumbs:

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My mum got ran over by a guy on a motorbike when she was at school. She ran out from behind the school bus and got flattened, she nearly died. Her fault so unlucky!!!

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got hit by a morris oxford when i was a kid, playing chicken :laugh: i won that one :laugh: 2 broken legs a fractured shoulder and stiches all over my head :laugh: the next week while i was still in hospital the 2 lads i had been with, played the same game on the railway line the one that won that game is no longer with us he was taken away in a couple of bin linners

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My mum got ran over by a guy on a motorbike when she was at school. She ran out from behind the school bus and got flattened, she nearly died. Her fault so unlucky!!!

look what we would have mist if it had of been fatal :cray:

Hard as nails you see....... ;)

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my old man was a lorry driver all his life , big artics,, driving threw lincoln one day , a bloke jumped in front of him trying to comit suiside,, lukily my old man had eased off the gas , as there were trafic lights ahead, so he wasnt going fast enough to kill him , the old man was proper shuk up,,, then when he had calmed down was real angry about it,, shouldn't involve other people if your going to top yaself

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I was once driving my Bugatti Veyron through Paris when a man jumped onto the Champs Elysees trying to kill himself, being a great driver (and lover) i slammed on the brakes and helped the man, i took him for a beer and a plate of frites and frogs legs and that started my great friendship with the Hollywood actor Tom Hanks :thumbs:

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I was once driving my Bugatti Veyron through Paris when a man jumped onto the Champs Elysees trying to kill himself, being a great driver (and lover) i slammed on the brakes and helped the man, i took him for a beer and a plate of frites and frogs legs and that started my great friendship with the Hollywood actor Tom Hanks :thumbs:

 

 

Does RFYL have your password mate?.

:whistling:

 

FTB

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I was once driving my Bugatti Veyron through Paris when a man jumped onto the Champs Elysees trying to kill himself, being a great driver (and lover) i slammed on the brakes and helped the man, i took him for a beer and a plate of frites and frogs legs and that started my great friendship with the Hollywood actor Tom Hanks :thumbs:

 

 

Does RFYL have your password mate?.

:whistling:

 

FTB

 

 

f**k off before i lick your head in :boogy:

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