B.P.R 2,798 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Just on the way back from the chemist and a guy steps in the road. A car coming the opposite was slams on, skids a good 20-30 ft and stops, and I'm not exaggerating, about 5 inches from this stunned bloke. Has anybody had any near misses of been hit by one? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LAZYBSTARD 225 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Just on the way back from the chemist and a guy steps in the road. A car coming the opposite was slams on, skids a good 20-30 ft and stops, and I'm not exaggerating, about 5 inches from this stunned bloke. Has anybody had any near misses of been hit by one? yes a new mk1 escort an it was fuckn sore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 (edited) got hit by a bus once coming out the pub, it hit my ankle and my shoe nearly landed on top of the bus. wednesday were playing wolves next day and we had them on the run all way which was not the best for my poor ankle. Edited September 19, 2011 by judge2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 i fell out the window on a double decker bus pissing about as a kid with my mates...luckily it was a short drop to the roof of the bus shelter but when i jumped down i froze as a tranny van screeched to a holt only inches away.....and remember the cold walk home was made colder as id pissed myself 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I'd been out on the pop in Faliraki a few years ago and when we got back in the morning we decided to run down to the beach for a swim, running in the dark I ran straight into a little metal fence and dislocated my toe. A few hours later, still pissed up, I went for a wander to try and find a chemist for some pain killers, next thing an audi A4 came flying round the corner and ran over my foot, I had flip flops on so my foot just squashed into the foam, it instantly stopped hurting, must have popped it back in The bitch stopped the car, wound the window down, pushed the wing mirror back in place and then fecked off! When I was at school this fat girl was stood waiting for the school bus but not paying attention, as the bus pulled in the wing mirror tw'tted her right on the side of the head. Her cheek was red for days :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 yes 3 time once when i was 5 running across the road,( never came off to bad) next time when i was 9 bunny hopped my bmx in the road then i was hit, ( few cuts and a bad head for a day or two) next time when i was 11 on the bmx was f*****g about on a main road and got hit by a car coming face one, legs never being right since , just remeber waking up to my dad over me saying my name and he said son you should of seen the tits on that blood who was looking after you , no wonder i'm f****d in the head!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 i fell out the window on a double decker bus pissing about as a kid with my mates...luckily it was a short drop to the roof of the bus shelter but when i jumped down i froze as a tranny van screeched to a holt only inches away.....and remember the cold walk home was made colder as id pissed myself f'ckin classic!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 yes 3 time once when i was 5 running across the road,( never came off to bad) next time when i was 9 bunny hopped my bmx in the road then i was hit, ( few cuts and a bad head for a day or two) next time when i was 11 on the bmx was f*****g about on a main road and got hit by a car coming face one, legs never being right since , just remeber waking up to my dad over me saying my name and he said son you should of seen the tits on that blood who was looking after you , no wonder i'm f****d in the head!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Anybody been hit by a spazz? :laugh: Soz Lee, LOL. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 never been hit but i have hit another car, clipped a lad i worked with and hit a tree Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Dytkos your like a bad smell with that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 no im not a retard,i know how to cross the road Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Some of your posts suggest you may have a retarded gene in there somewhere (whistle) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Some of your posts suggest you may have a retarded gene in there somewhere (whistle) which particular post are you referring to mr tesco Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Dytkos your like a bad smell with that lol Sorry mate, nearly as funny as TB25 and facebook, hope you can laugh about it now Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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