paulus 26 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 whots for dinner? windmill pie if it goes round you`ll get some :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 my old lad will look through the scopes on his air rifle and say I could spot a black head on a niggers arse with them lad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 he also says you will never do that as long as you have a hole in your arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
f mac 40 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 when talking to your enemies always talk softly and carry a big fookin stick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 anyone who`s driving aint up to scratch -- my mate always comes out with -- fecking immigrants .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 One I like when used to describe someone who is very drunk: 'All over the place like a bamboo in a force 9!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 looking dark etc over wills mothers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 As a kid I remember pulling spaz faces at my younger cousins and teasing them, when my Nan would say "Your face will stick like that if the wind changes" lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 "don't just stand there like piffin" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 "England (FC) will win the world cup! WTF old wives ning Swampy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 "England (FC) will win the world cup! WTF old wives ning Swampy Just read your Dale farm thread, replied and as if by magic.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) anyone who`s driving aint up to scratch -- my mate always comes out with -- fecking immigrants .. and anyone who`s running or in a hurry he calls -- terrorists .. Edited September 20, 2011 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
longdog runner 5 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 one i have heard alot of the older people here in wales say when they are shocked by something" WELL BUGGER ME !" or "WELL I`LL BE BUGGERED !" LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 waste of rations .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdigger13 114 Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 When your trying to get to sleep and someone ses your name and you answer yes, Then they say are you asleep? Well obviously f*****g not!!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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