judge2010 196 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 another one of lab's sayings " i'll have one up the bum no harm done". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 another one of lab's sayings " i'll have one up the bum no harm done". I do use that one on the girl....i'll give you that mate..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 another one of lab's sayings " i'll have one up the bum no harm done". I do use that one on the girl....i'll give you that mate..... bastardo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,048 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 another one of lab's sayings " i'll have one up the bum no harm done". I do use that one on the girl....i'll give you that mate..... bastardo he means her and her finger mind....... just up to the second knuckle though!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 When i used to ask the old fellow where he was going ..he used to say.. up jack's arse in america..where ever that is.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 When my mum was growing up it was rare to get black people living in the village where they lived. One day a black bloke called Sammy Peach moved in just down the road. My nan used to tell them all to go and have a wash and if they refused she'd tell them that if they didn't they'd end up looking like Sammy Peach, at which point they all legged it to the bathroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 My dad still says........ "he's got more money than soft mick" "you've got more shoes than soft mick" "you go out more times than soft mick" etc etc. Soft mick does and has everything!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spanj 11 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 i'll tell you something for free!!! who the f**k charges to tell you something?? 118 !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted September 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 i'll tell you something for free!!! who the f**k charges to tell you something?? 118 !!! got your number :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Typical Welsh answer when being asked about when you're going to get round to doing something: "When you gonna shift your arse and get it done?" "Now in a minute.." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 another one of lab's sayings " i'll have one up the bum no harm done". I do use that one on the girl....i'll give you that mate..... bastardo he means her and her finger mind....... just up to the second knuckle though!! I see "Judge likes this"..........................no f*****g doubt....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 let the dog see the rabbit. i see said the blind man. Q)where you going? A)to see a man about a dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooch. 177 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 I fookin hate it when someone says "I don't mean to be rude but......" before really insulting you, or "I'm only saying" just after. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 my grandad used to say dont move i`m havin 40 winks -- then fall asleep for an hour -- i dar`nt move .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Whats that? its a wig wham for a ducks arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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