greg64 2,918 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 "I'm hungry/thirsty/tired I am"............why the I am at the end? sounds like YODA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 When the phone rings.........."I wonder who that could be.?" If we ever said "Whats the matter" My Nan used to always say "A man who makes mats,and a mattress is his wife" lol, my mate used to phone me at the house and say "alright mate where are you?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 You three are a fine pair, ya never came in last night till three this morning, if ur gonna stay here ya better move out,, thats what my mates mother used to say to the three of them,,lolllll Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Three things I heard off my old man every morning .. polish them shoes you scruffycunt , I want them shining like snot on a niggers lip any trouble in school today ..and I ,ll stick you on the wall like a stamp Breakfast! I,ll give you breakfast you greedy fker now fk off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Q -"Did you get a taxi?" A- "Nah shanks pony mate" "It's dark over Bills Mom's house" "6 of one and half a dozen of the other" One that always cracks me up is when a new baby is born and all the family are around and all the women in the family will say "Don't he (the baby) look like our so and so", and one of them is always bound to say "yeah he looks like him around the eyes" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 another one i heard regulary,but never really understood it. if you used the phrase "well i thought it was" he used to say "well i thought my arse was hanging out the window,so i went outside to shove it back in" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 my journeyman on skudding his hand with a hammer, turned to me with the sore hand gripped tightly between the other arm and his ribs......" I hate hurtin masel its sair! " I was poorless with that one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 As a kid I remember asking where my Mom where she was going, and sometimes she'd say "Off with a Black man!" I don't think she realises what a scar it left on me lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 same saying in our house fell,but they used the expression darkie. when i was a bit of a problem child.i remmber my mum saying on a few occasions.your my son and i love you,but i dont like you very much lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 same saying in our house fell,but they used the expression darkie. when i was a bit of a problem child.i remmber my mum saying on a few occasions.your my son and i love you,but i dont like you very much lmao My mom never told me she loved me Knowing myself, I'm not surprised really lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 same saying in our house fell,but they used the expression darkie. when i was a bit of a problem child.i remmber my mum saying on a few occasions.your my son and i love you,but i dont like you very much lmao My mom never told me she loved me Knowing myself, I'm not surprised really lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 LABTASTC'S FAVOURITE ONE IS (DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOUVE TRYED IT) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 LABTASTC'S FAVOURITE ONE IS (DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOUVE TRYED IT) Remember the 1 your mum used to say to your dad when she was pissed........"He's not yours!!"............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 i like to say to people in my family "oh you'll never guess who i saw today?" FM: " who?" ME: every c**t i looked at! royally pisses them off! also when in a boozer, at the end of an order request a duckdoo, to which the barstaff asks "whats a duckdoo?" and you then go QUACK QUACK! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 LABTASTC'S FAVOURITE ONE IS (DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOUVE TRYED IT) Remember the 1 your mum used to say to your dad when she was pissed........"He's not yours!!"............ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CK ME HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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